Bring him another bowl of shamrock. I’m sure that’ll help

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Waiting for Pam to sing like a canary

Ditto, I’ve done a complete 180 on her in the last year and a bit

Maybe you need glasses?

When the time comes (hopefully sooner rather than later), there will be scenes reminiscent of VE day across the World.

Telling that i knew who you were talking about before even getting to this part "we’ve let him run the country"

Paddy’s

Disgusted that the Taoiseach is going to meet the asshole

But interested to see if any member of the press pool has the balls to ask him a serious question

What allies would these be? Russia?

Still miss Key Biscayne

It must be getting increasingly difficult for non MAGA Americans to even cheer for their own teams anymore

They were also far superior to anything to the Vietnamese, Iraqis or Afghans had, but what your government has failed to realise over 50 years is that you can’t liberate someone that doesn’t want to be liberated

Maybe he'll be gone by then 🤞

Does he not realize that Israel can bomb who and whatever they like. They’ve been committing Genocide for over 2 years, this is them using kid gloves

Oh look the guy from the Epstein Files, casually watching the tennis, you'd think they'd have more shame to be seen in public but....

Trumps “regime change” is like that time The Simpsons killed off Fat Tony and replaced him with his cousin Fit Tony

He's not even in the tournament anymore, but Paul McGinley can't resist the temptation to mention McIlroy

Naomi Broady on comms warning about the dangers of wildly swinging rackets at the back of he court incase of hitting ball kids 😂

Well, we’re five minutes in and that overhead camera shadow is already annoying me

How much wars, can one dickhead need at one time

Move everything to suit the yanks

Congrats on not babbling about sharks and batteries and eating peoples pets, I suppose

Time will tell? Probably just have to wait until he wakes up.
Does our tv license fee pay for this shit as well?

EU expects…. Famous last words when dealing with 🍊 🤡

🇨🇦

It’s a real shame we don’t have any other fly half……..

Fifth Element guy, could do this

They’re all falling apart over at the figure skating

Maybe he’s chatting with a Greenlandic Princess who will hand over the country once the cheque clears

Shocker 🏂