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Posts by Bryan Blessed

I just miss any edible Indian food. The place at the Hoxton was one good spot in Berlin and they closed it down. I loved that place upstairs from Bar 91 in the Merchant City but I think it's gone now. Nakodar was my local though. Oofty. Memories!

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Decent pakora sauce.

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I was told to sit next to him in first year French class because I got lost and was late on the first day and that was the only seat left and that meant I apparently became legally obliged to be the best man at his wedding 25 years later.

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Hate's a helluva drug.

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It's mad how, when you travel to different countries around the world and hear the sirens of their various and respective emergency services vehicles, you can always tell which order the naws and nees come in, innit.

Makes you think.

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I'm old enough to remember when this sort of slur was *exactly* the kind of shite that bigots would readily chuck at gays and lesbians.

Martina Navratilova is older than me.

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NEVER!

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A lady on the news in the 80s. The screen illustrating the news behind her just says "CORPSE!"

A lady on the news in the 80s. The screen illustrating the news behind her just says "CORPSE!"

Tuesday.

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Mark Gino Francois with his doctor just after being injected with the supersoldier serum.

Mark Gino Francois with his doctor just after being injected with the supersoldier serum.

RETWEET IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER WHEN MARK GINO FRANCOIS WAS INJECTED WITH DOCTOR ABRAHAM ERSKINE'S EXPERIMENTAL SUPER SOLDIER SERUM BEFORE BEING BOMBARDED WITH VITA-RAYS SO HE COULD FIGHT RED SKULL AND HIS HYDRA MINIONS DURING WORLD WAR II!

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Homer Simpson: WHENEVER MARK GINO FRANCOIS IS NOT ON SCREEN, ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS SHOULD BE ASKING, "WHERE'S MARK GINO FRANCOIS?"

Homer Simpson: WHENEVER MARK GINO FRANCOIS IS NOT ON SCREEN, ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS SHOULD BE ASKING, "WHERE'S MARK GINO FRANCOIS?"

Me, watching the UK Parliament on telly:

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The Sea Captain saying "Y'arr. I'm... not attractive" during that bit always absolutely ends me.

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Speaker of the House, the Right Honourable Foghorn Leghorn MP in the House of Commons, speaking.

Speaker of the House, the Right Honourable Foghorn Leghorn MP in the House of Commons, speaking.

All I'm saying is, Parliament would be much more watchable if the Speaker of the House was an AI hologram of Foghorn Leghorn.

"I said, I said, let the Right Honourable boy finish this here statement to the House!"

Makes you think.

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Keith Starmer unmasking himself as the culprit in a Scooby Doo stylie.

Keith Starmer unmasking himself as the culprit in a Scooby Doo stylie.

"I have never knowingly pretended an abandoned amusement park was haunted."

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Instead of having a showdown in the Commons, they should have a hoedown like at the end of Whose Line is it Anyway?

With Richard Vranch on the piano.

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I wonder what fucking stupid and destructive things humans will do this week.

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The bad actors willing the BBC into the grave in the UK have a lot to answer for. I do rather wish a hero would emerge to take them on, jaw-to-jaw. The evisceration of the World Service, the ultimate soft power, looks particularly ridiculous at the moment and could spearhead amy fightback.

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There's an Amazon sub-subcription thing available here but... It's a bit shite. I get that it's "political" in the UK and I get the piracy risk of chucking it out to the rest of the world, but I thought we were mature enough now to get that making things available at a reasonable price kills piracy.

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1971: Something for the Children | Tuesday Documentary | BBC Archive
1971: Something for the Children | Tuesday Documentary | BBC Archive YouTube video by BBC Archive

The BBC Archive on YouTube continues to be hacking awesome. I'd happily chuck a monthly subscription at Auntie for a proper archive of everything.

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strange these op-eds about women being too angry have all come out the last few days when during the same time there's also been a massive investigation published on an online rape academy with millions of viewers a month and none of them have bothered to even cover it, even as news

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Just like Nelson had at Trafalgar.

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That's the kind of picture that makes one want to stand up and salute.

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I had a flight cancelled a couple of weeks ago and a late-middle aged lad I got talking to told me he would miss his connection to Bangkok and I was all like, yeah.

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Carousel from off of Logan's Run but just for the Manosphere lads, you say? I can advocate for this.

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You can't get a lady to like you because you're an arsehole, mate. Maybe work on not being arsehole if you want a lady to like you. Also, if you fancy a bit of bum fun, go have some - although, remember: the not being an arsehole thing applies to getting the lovely gay lads to like you too.x

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The 'Manosphere' tho. It's supposed to be lads being all olde worlde dominant and tough, but could anything betray their being cowardly wee losers more than entirely devoting themselves to acting out being terrified of independent ladies and the possibility that they might like a big cock up them?

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Bertie the British shorthair tabby using my arm as a pillow for his massive, spherical, beautiful, sleepy head.

Bertie the British shorthair tabby using my arm as a pillow for his massive, spherical, beautiful, sleepy head.

Sundays are for letting cats fall asleep on you. It says so in the bible.

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