Male patients on the Pitt: man :/ life is hard :/ I’m going thru it and trying to support my family :/

Female patients on the Pitt: I am the dumbest bitch on planet earth or I am going through the most unimaginable pain and trauma possible

2016 could have been the greatest year in human history if not for that one thing

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

New York how I have missed you!!!

I know I’m getting old bc the Mountain Winery lineup is starting to look appealing

Man watching Ben Shapiro on his phone

Woman with her toes on the wall

Average flight into or out of Las Vegas

Hey Apple there is literally never a circumstance where I am wanting to send a screenshot I just took to the group chat in said screenshot

The Pitt: We all wanna die!

Tonight’s films: The French Connection, Thelma & Louise

“No to war and Free Palestine.”

— Javier Bardem while presenting at the #Oscars .

This only happened because no one in the Academy watched it was just an accident

Frankenstein and F1 didn’t deserve to be nominated for anything sorry

I have not even touched Love Story: JFK Jr/CBK with a ten foot pole and yet I find myself compelled to buy 7 collared shirts and new white tshirts

“More and more I fuck with the vampires in this situation” - Conner while rewatching Sinners

Costco is selling sewing machines which is a great economic indicator

Today.

Regular going for $5.19 in Dublin, CA

And they should listen to me

I really don’t believe this will be necessary for me but Jesus fuck I would like to have the option???

Just found out you can’t finalize a divorce while pregnant in California and I officially have a new pet issue

Ashley from Love is Blind

KKKaroline Leavitt

Yup

Sometimes I say “husband” and I imagine the people hearing it thinking I’m far too young to have one. Truly feels like some old lady shit.

Beenst

Hmmm

Distorted face will be seeing me

I love having a deadbeat dad bc why did you wish me a happy international women’s day but you skipped my wedding

Would really love if Apple made an alarm product that actually worked!!

Colton Underwood does not deserve a public life, notoriety, or fame.

We need to collectively agree to stop giving Ryan Murphy money

“I can’t get pregnant on my period” YES YOU CAN