good luck!

Smash bros announcer: VESNA!
wiimote: (garbled bark)

meal deal now £80/mo across a range of flexible plans tailored to you. oh you want a pepsi max? creative cloud plan only sorry.

showing you my sprouts to demonstrate my ability to give birth to and raise our future children

I’m participating in lesbian visibility week by staying in until i get a reply about whether or not i got my job

Dear lesbians i think every week should be lesbian visibility week because we’re cool as fuck

JRR Tolkien wrote The Lord of the Rings as a side project while brainstorming a list of cool names for defense contractors

a pussy is not a touchscreen!

the fencing visualization system i worked on with rhizomatiks
is coming to los angeles this weekend 🤗

I learned recently that it’s an insult in Germany to call someone “hobbyless” or to engage in “hobbyless behavior” and it’s become my favorite way to think of assholes who have nothing better to do than to make other people miserable. Get a hobby. Build a model train and calm down.

The social media pivot from chronological timelines to popular-first was done at least partly to throttle real time organizing

fucking my rock elemental gf and begging her to wear protection this time because my dripping wet pussy keeps eroding her dick

dont talk to me until ive had my

art of a computer desktop screen, with the emulator Visual Boy Advance open in a window in the middle. it displays a completely black screen, apart from white text in the center that reads "END?". speech bubbles are coming from the window, saying "We sure had a lot of fun, didn't we?" "Bye." "I wish we could always be together." "*giggle* That was fun!" "Goodbye." "Thanks." "Thanks for everything." "Let's meet again sometime. We can meet as many times as we want." the desktop background is the only thing not drawn, a heavily edited photograph of a field of sunflowers. in the corner, the date reads april 25th, 2012. that was the day I finished mother 3 for the first time.

i love you, too

three competing arguments against suicide from scifi video games:

Death Stranding - what if people cared about you

Pragmata - what if you had a daughter

Marathon - what if you wanted other people to suffer more than you hated being alive

You know I really cannot say if Francesca is 'good representation' and it's not my lane, but it's nice an anime trans girl gets to be hilarious and evil (but not in an 'author is doing a transmisogynistic caricature' way), and also not cast as a fetishized sex object.

Who’s playing let me solo her

it's always my favourite time in a plants life. go little guy go!!!!! get that sunlight :)

My chilli pepper sprout is growing!!!

When there are no girls left to kiss you must set the world on fire

I’m going to be real for a second

I believe we can fix the world by posting more girl kissing

21/37

It annoys me that AI slop, specifically, has ruined the niche of the quick photoshop joke.
Just an utter flood of garbage unleashed by removing the barrier of "spend a couple hours learning how a piece of software works".

That sounds like a pontius thing 100%

dolls getting revenge

Warren Warleader {2}{W}{W} Token Creature — Rabbit Knight Whenever you attack, choose one — • Create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token that’s tapped and attacking. • Attacking creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. (This token’s mana cost is {2}{W}{W}.) 1/1

it's bring your daughter to work day

Oh god damnit i can’t believe i forgot the original gender template

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

Evergreen

dont talk me, i angy (she was forbidden from eating a pistachio pączek)