That's... Kinda scary ngl

You forgot the most important one

Food gay

Actually no, that’s not the truth, Ellen

its not just you, the whole dang thing is glitching the fuk out

a small gray and white kitten is sitting on a carpet looking at the camera . Alt: a small gray and white kitten is sitting on a carpet looking at the camera .

the app is glitching again

a close up of a woman 's face with the words stop it written below her Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with the words stop it written below her

srsly we doing this AGAIN?

ah i got it, we have one of you in our company as well

I've read a few skeets you posted about your job in the past, including this "threat" one and I am awlays like.. what do they do

What is your job

Reminds me of this.

I hope the guy from the "fan (person)" article knows that i am a fan of him

will never rebuild my twitter follower count on any new platforms as i am simply no longer that mentally ill

a light brown dog is sitting giving the camera a slight side eye "Please hesitate to contact me."

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

What is Pokémon Horizons even about man there's a Starmie called Instructor Starmie that Mega Evolves on his own whenever he feels like it and oh yeah also WENT TO SPACE

fashion dahling

weak aurua - my posts arent getting any likes cause my tweets are bad strong aura - i'm marge simpson i didn't make this one though but it's so damn good

Didn't pick up the wig or the weights, but a secret 3rd option (Pokémon Go)

Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

two very handsome men knocked on my door earlier today, unprompted... turns out they were from the HOA and wanted to pester me about my plants on my balcony

We need a matriarchy run by lesbians with clipboards and earpieces who do not take any shit.

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came across this skeet as I was scrolling while listening to this:

Robert Downey Jr. getting paid over $100 million to star in the next Avengers film while Disney lays off a bunch of visual artists in insane!!!

a cartoon llama from the emperor 's new groove is saying `` yes '' . ALT: a cartoon llama from the emperor 's new groove is saying `` yes '' .

I bought her debut album when it came out. i threw it out at some point

god this EP was flawless

Honestly yeah

The Fantanas

where are they? they need to come back and save pop

are y'all still using upscrolled

a text message that says "now what the fuck is that and why did I see it"

fun conversations with bestie