That's... Kinda scary ngl
Posts by e.g. Alice Lastname
You forgot the most important one
Food gay
Actually no, that’s not the truth, Ellen
its not just you, the whole dang thing is glitching the fuk out
ah i got it, we have one of you in our company as well
I've read a few skeets you posted about your job in the past, including this "threat" one and I am awlays like.. what do they do
What is your job
Reminds me of this.
I hope the guy from the "fan (person)" article knows that i am a fan of him
will never rebuild my twitter follower count on any new platforms as i am simply no longer that mentally ill
a light brown dog is sitting giving the camera a slight side eye "Please hesitate to contact me."
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
What is Pokémon Horizons even about man there's a Starmie called Instructor Starmie that Mega Evolves on his own whenever he feels like it and oh yeah also WENT TO SPACE
fashion dahling
weak aurua - my posts arent getting any likes cause my tweets are bad strong aura - i'm marge simpson i didn't make this one though but it's so damn good
Didn't pick up the wig or the weights, but a secret 3rd option (Pokémon Go)
Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.
two very handsome men knocked on my door earlier today, unprompted... turns out they were from the HOA and wanted to pester me about my plants on my balcony
We need a matriarchy run by lesbians with clipboards and earpieces who do not take any shit.
came across this skeet as I was scrolling while listening to this:
Robert Downey Jr. getting paid over $100 million to star in the next Avengers film while Disney lays off a bunch of visual artists in insane!!!
god this EP was flawless
Honestly yeah
The Fantanas
where are they? they need to come back and save pop
are y'all still using upscrolled
a text message that says "now what the fuck is that and why did I see it"
fun conversations with bestie