The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

It could have all been avoidable if James Comey had kept his damn mouth shut.

#25thAmendmentNow

So, what did Trump's war actually accomplish?

#25thAmendmentNow

Is today Taco Tuesday, or is tomorrow War Crimes Wednesday?
#25thAmendmentNow

Remember back when we had a Congress?

Pam Bondi wasn't fired for being corrupt, but for not being corrupt enough.

Can we just all go back to being Americans and not the assholes of the world?

@gene4va.bsky.social let's get TSA funded before congress leaves on vacation.

Don't forget we are still waiting for the #EpsteinFiles!

Tubby

Phase 1: Alienate our NATO allies and start a new war in the Middle East.

Phase 2: ?

Phase 3: Profit.

#SendBarron

Does Trump actually believe the things he says, or does he know he's making it all up?

Bessent is completely out of touch with ordinary people. Look at his eyes, the lights may be on but nobody is home.

I am petitioning my county to rename our landfill to the "Donald J. Trump Memorial Landfill and Used Motor Oil Reclamation Facility".

Is that Emily Blunt?

When do we mobilize the resistance?

Kristy Gnome is a lying sack of shit.

That would be great.

It's all about the oil.

Raped. He raped children.

It's not even that much.

Well, that's why we call it murder.

How about more leg room, get rid of baggage fees, remember when airlines served food on planes?

We should call him a "Lame Piggy".

Ask them to define socialism.

If you keep in mind that he is a Russian asset working to destroy the United States, then everything he does makes sense.

That was not frankness, it was simply rude.