changing my answer to "Caesar The Salad"

Spheal from pokemon pokedex entries: Ruby: Hims is round. Sapphire: He a Ball FireRed/LeafGreen: Roumd Emerald: Hees Circel Diamond/Pearl/Platinum: Studies from top researchers all indicate hims a freakin ball HeartGold/SoulSilver: Shaped of ball

I think I had both of these as a kid lol

who's your favorite sonic character? mine's Terrance The Skink 🦎

on today's spooky stream: I'm living in buildings 🏠 then I'm going to a diner 🍽️ and also I'm being forced to complete a series of trials in my dreams or die 💀 yippee! (marathon on saturday)

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the amount of indie horror games featuring youtuber vloggers as protagonists leads me to believe a lot of game developers wish they would get eaten by ghosts

the name checks out

the big issue on replay was just how slow it was to get going. I was just trying to get to the fishing to set up for a marathon and that took way longer than I thought. so many cutscenes that drag, so much getting in your way of playing the game. 1st playthrough is way better than repeats imo

god, you fuckers are gonna make me go buy a switch 2 and tomadachi life, eh...

wow luckyyyyy, you get to drive the slow stinky car that puts things in trucks good

drop bear

nah, they say wooter over there

if this website keeps going down, I'm gonna invent my own timeline site, but everything will be named stupider. welcome to ratchit-chat, you don't like posts, you crank 'em, you don't repost, you re-tighten em. if you talk about wrenches, you're banned. it will be a financial failure

that can of vegetables was ahead of its time

The crab world is pretty harsh about copyright laws and such

that's how it be in this crab world of ours

1 day blinding stew

what if the other candidates are just dogshit? what if they're so much worse? they came to the interview and just farted right away. didn't think of that right?

on tonight's spooky stream - games from familiar devs: 🔥 my bones are on fire 🕳️ my face is a hole 👤 and it has my face (help me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

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this might take me until next month off and on to go through these and find the good ones lol. there's so many dang pokemon

yeah, I'm on the tip of the iceberg here, there's plenty of wackass shit to go around lol

I'm looking up weird pokedex entries for a future stream and I'm convinced whoever wrote the entries for FireRed was just allowed to say anything stupid. every other entry for a pokemon will say the same shit, but then fire red will just be like "this pokemon can eat an indian elephant" ?????

illegal post, delete or go to jail

I still think it's really funny that like a decade ago when nasa was streaming on twitch, they streamed to a 'science' category with a triforce on it,cause users could make their own tags, and glitch hunters for speedrunning beat them to it lol

weird cause gamefaqs are there. also internet archive has scans of every strategy guide ever made, so like, just a google away for all of this, usually top result

also newer games end up with steam guide/forum posts, or you google it and ign has a full walkthrough or some random game news website

also god, so many bonuses are impossible to get without knowing about them. like damageless classic mode? who's trying to do that? all on one? you gotta hit all 24 moves on a guy, including smash attacks & specials, and not kill them. bear hugger? grab someone and dont throw them or hit them, thrice

diskun, the trophy you unlock from getting every bonus category, and famicom disk system mascot

you have all the trophies!!

after 11 streams, starting in january, I have 100%'d super smash bros melee. game's still good, unlocking mewtwo by doing 20 hours of vs. matches or 700 vs. matches (faster) sucks. adventure mode is only fun once. event matches and target tests spark joy, but are short lived. classic mode is goated.

popped into the nasa stream real quick and it says I can earn frickin drops??? what drops? moon rocks?

anyway the future will continue to be funny

they should raid out so someone who thinks the moon is fake, would be great content

someone made an easter horror game lol? 🐰 golfing with a gun ⛳ and a truck with food in it 🚚

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I was going to wait until easter to post this but i will definitely forget so here