I think we truly don’t appreciate how much the internet has influenced and given rise to the idea that *everything* is debatable and the ultimate arbiter of truth is determined by who is willing to talk the longest.

a "leopards ate my face " post about Caitlin could also be about being botched

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

Owning cats will make it look like you don’t clean up after yourself.
Why has there been an envelope in the middle of the living room floor for the past two weeks, you ask?
Because it’s his favorite envelope, that’s why

I love dogs so much

I delivered for #doordash. That company incentivizes poor service. I would welcome a return to restaurants having regular delivery drivers.

Probably, but I don't care beyond that.

I ate your plums
that you were saving for breakfast!
and you will forgive me
because you are weak on crime

This is not the most important part of that Trump-as-Jesus AI slop image, but it is the funniest part lnk.thebulwark.com/4tI875x

Begging the algorithm to stop showing me posts from folks I don’t follow saying their dog died.

The call of dog

:sobbing: the taxation of trade routes is in dispute ::

Wow. 10000/10

Greenland not politely hosting his wife was all we needed to know.

Dril's pfp with speech bubble going down. Below it, a New York Times headline that reads "To fill and traffic controller shortage, F.A.A. turns to gamers"

This is strategy I wanted him to take the first time around with wall. Just say you built it.

When the sun explodes in the sky

elon musk wielding a sword at joe rogan's studio. there's an american flag an a cow skull behind him.

the time has come to send elon to the strait of hormuz

Was there a file drop or something?

Correct

Seriously?

At a minimum I hope " lesser of two " people are coming to understand harm reduction.

I'm becoming too acquainted with the feeling of dread, coupled with anger that the people best positioned to stop all this choose not to on a daily basis

Having a middle school reading comprehension level means the idea of Persia doesn't make you feel anything.

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

Congress is so funny. The world could be blown to smithereens and half of them would be like not sure this is a kitchen table issue.

: achieved at excessive cost
a Pyrrhic victory
also : costly to the point of negating or outweighing expected benefits
a great but Pyrrhic act of ingenuity

What a wild decision.

We don't have to live like this. All of this is optional. We lack nothing. There is enough for everyone.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.