Meanwhile Nimmo is out here like “yeah, I text him a bunch of times” 😂

This song rules

a man in a suit and tie is singing into a microphone and the words `` where are youu '' are written below him . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is singing into a microphone and the words `` where are youu '' are written below him .

I am once again asking for my fellow #Mets fans to show themselves so I can follow you.

#LGM

Queef

That’s kind of terrifying.

Like a million bucks. Or should I say 765 million?

I’ve been doing this in my living room for the past hour now:

BANG BANG!

Raided the cool goodie bags my kids got from Breakfast with Santa yesterday.

I stole one of the temporary tattoos so now I have a gingerbread cookie tattooed on my ass. You could only dream of being as festive as I am.

Way ahead of you 😎

Hi

Here and there

Can confirm: We do

Real talk

I didn’t mean that

Anytime stud 😻

Fuck y’all

My mother is drunk and won’t stop talking.

Flashback to my kid trying to tell me what planets he saw in early 2023

Let him COOK

FriYay

I froze my ass off

Fun morning.

His mind on his money and his money on his mind

My house rules

I have this in my head now

Beautiful day to hang Christmas lights and to freeze what’s left of my balls off.

I hear that. I’m constantly getting yelled at because I leave lunches in the office fridge.

Mine says Go Smoke Grass. It’s kinda the same?

Why the fuck doesn’t the NFL just go to this OT format?