utterly deranged

my boss literally pronounces guacamole like whac-a-mole

oh shit

it’s a decent price, right?

i’d get the moog, even it costs a bit more…

fuck, i forgot about that.
WA is such a perfect example of how fucking hopeless labor are.

or fucking 4 chan

lol my current job gives me so many of these characters to play around with, so that’s really helpful :)
and i’m sure those predatory mfs get sucked in, thinking they’ve got an easy mark.

jesus fucking christ 😭

jesus fucking christ :(

we had a similar jump in vic last year (i think?). fucking criminal.
remember when our bipartisan political leaders insisted that privatising our energy providers would give us “choice” and “competitive pricing”?

did you hear about “the cunt manifesto” they had to present to amazon executives to stop them cutting out the use of australian vernacular in the show?

omg right?!

yeah, i’d be absolutely clueless about imperial measurements without cannabis

yeah, nice. cheers :)

fucking weird how americans sleep in the daytime, but no less weird than how they write dates, what they eat for breakfast or the bizarre attachment to fahrenheit.

everyone keep an eye out, sex pests and stalkers are putting "kynes99" in their display name to identify eachother. spread the word

any suggestions on how to talk them into sending a link?

Was reminded by @grissallia.bsky.social that one of the most effective ways to deal with scammers who use remote desktop stuff is to get them to send you a link. Then report the link to whichever RD company it is from, watch their account and related ones get nuked.

make sure to block kynes99

For anyone here from #auspol - one of the worst ALP stalkers has landed, if you know Pascal I would 100% recommend a pre-emptive block to stop him obsessively searching for personal info on you. @ kynes99 .bsky.social is the chud.

yay!

nooooo

A man points out a man with a veruy long taint on the street and says "there goes Marcus Longtaint. He's got the longest taint in the world." A tiny airplane calls out "our tiny airplane is crash landing! We need a runway!" Marcus takes note and springs into action. He does a headstand and the plane is able to safely use it as a runway. The tiny pilot shakes Marcus' finger and says "you've saved the day once again, mister Longtaint."

A man holds a bottle of cum and angrily points to a Sodastream. He says "I'm going to do it! I'm going to put cum in the Sodastream." The man he's arguing with says "don't you dare! you're going to break it!" The cum man says "who cares? Sodastream is complicit in human rights violations against Palestinians and by proxy, so are you!" Before the man can put the cum in the Sodastream, the other man grabs him by the wrist, spilling droplets of cum out of the bottle. He says "I got it as a gift, OK?"

Cops are never trying to help you out. If they're talking to you, they think you crimed. Don't speak to cops.

That right to remain silent? Use it.

holy fuck, that’s what those losers look like?

6/9

dude really struggled with syntax

sax maniacs come out after dark

the original post is clearly a joke, but dunno about the reskeet?