As a bird watcher I do this very same thing—you just never know when a cool bird will show up, gotta have your camera there.

Um where the heck is Isabella Parigi? Mariah isn’t Italian.

At this point there is enough material for five doctoral dissertations on how these guys willfully misinterpret music

This is Spinal Tap. “It really puts perspective on things, though, doesn’t it?” “Yeah, too much. There’s too much fucking perspective now.”

Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it

I have never seen such a perfect image

Trump in 2017: “Qatar has been a funder of terrorism at a very high level.”

Trump administration in 2025: We are building a Qatari Air Force facility in the United States.

Who else is making a Stitch costume in Derpy Tiger for their kids this Halloween?

Morticia Adams reading "The Cat in the Hat" and remarking "oh no. He lives."

Folds: If we’ve been told our whole lives that we can’t spend money on the arts because they’re not important—then why was taking over the Kennedy Center and the arts the first thing they did?

It is extremely important. It’s the bedrock of self-expression.

It’s the little things as a parent

This is Mean Girls (2004) level eye roll and I’m here for it

Trump’s America.

That Titan submersible sounded like the last few seconds of microwaveable popcorn when you’re thinking gosh is it done? Should I take it out so it doesn’t burn or just keep going to get every last kernel popped?

Can we get a small army of these going?

laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a

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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

Like richer in the life experience of scraping by?

Times it’s ok to swallow your gum: when you win an Oscar.

Hat tip to @alanferrier.bsky.social.

A snake with a view-accessible too! #monkeyshines2025

I accidentally made a light up resin dome that looks like a fancy breast implant 😂

One rock snake near where the eagles hang out. One tree snake in a very big tree! #monkeyshines2025

One tree snake and one hider! #monkeyshines2025

Some NE Tacoma love today

Working on my rogue shines! #monkeyshines2025 #scatterjoy253 #scatterjoy

I’m ready for the fight.

I’m not leaving your side.

We won’t just get through it. We’re going to thrive.

Bring on 2025. 🔥

Too bad school children don’t have those godly virtues. Dang heathens.

Biden Commutes 37 Death Sentences Ahead of Trump’s Plan to Resume Federal Executions (Gift Article) Those affected by the president’s action on Monday are still subject to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole. Three men will remain on federal death row.

Biden has commuted almost all federal death row. This is indeed a good day to do the Lord's work. I'm thankful to so many religious leaders and justice advocates who helped make this possible. I pray for victims' families, knowing that wishing for death is not a healing course.

Excited for the Year of the Snake! #monkeyshines #monkeyshines2025