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Posts by Jase Oshima

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

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*breaks finger*

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Two players facing off, playing Magic the Gathering with black-and-white printed cards and a Bluetooth thermal printer.

Two players facing off, playing Magic the Gathering with black-and-white printed cards and a Bluetooth thermal printer.

You know what rules? When you put together a website and a Bluetooth thermal printer to play Momir Basic in paper, and the first card your first opponent gets in this random-creatures-only format is Suture Priest.

Oh, no, wait. That sucks. #mtg

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Anyone discovering a conscience only when the polls dip below -20 aren't discovering a conscience: they're scrambling for new branding.

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My beautiful boy. 😭

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Rereading(listening) and I'm dreading it

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Gold Banner on Red Background:

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!
Nobody Asked For It; Everyone Hates It

Gold Banner on Red Background: Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING! Nobody Asked For It; Everyone Hates It

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

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The Snapstone Wielder {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} • Legendary Creature — Human Gamer • 5/5 • If The Snapstone Wielder is your commander and your deck contains no land cards, your starting hand size is four and for the rest of the game...

Added a few tweaks--font tweaks for the different versions of the app, flavor text is below power and toughness. Link to scryfall, and a button to get a card for the Snapstone Wielder: scryfall.com/card/unk/RZ0...

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A Bluetooth thermal printer and a printout of a Phantasmal Dragon Magic proxy.

A Bluetooth thermal printer and a printout of a Phantasmal Dragon Magic proxy.

While it lacks the all-in-one elegance of the one featured in @tolariancommunitycollege.com's latest video, a cheap Bluetooth thermal printer, the associated app, and thepeopleseason.github.io/momir/ will get you not just the Mo, but the Sto, too (we shouldn't need to print Jho, right?). #momir #mtg

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Air Supply. Yeah.

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Part of the set of Studio Ghibli-themed Moxes I painted: Ponyo Sapphire.

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ECCC was fun and I had a wonderful time.

But there was a storm cloud. When I complained about Trump with my white straight cis friends, we were all sincere and concerned.

But I talked with many Trans friends, and it’s so much worse. They are in fear for their lives.

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That feeling when you've put together a combo in EDH that's so complicated, you make a Google Sheet and look up functions to calculate what your result should be.

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merry christmas lightning lou

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Sadly, I would have a really hard escaping with that full-size Skeksis without random passerby noticing.

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Second weekly giveaway of 2026 is my Delicious in Dungeon food token!

And I sketched Senshi on the back.

Drawing a winner Sunday the 15th, follow me and share this to enter.

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I note saying that I believe that even if you think you have no artistic skill, I'd rather see your effort than your A.I.

I note saying that I believe that even if you think you have no artistic skill, I'd rather see your effort than your A.I.

In today's installment of Old Lady Yells At Clouds:

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Slightly diminish a band:

Tepid Water Music

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HI ZEV!!

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Fight For Good. A drawing of the interior of Minneapolis murder victim Good's car that places emphasis on her child's toys that were in the front seat of the car.

Fight For Good. A drawing of the interior of Minneapolis murder victim Good's car that places emphasis on her child's toys that were in the front seat of the car.

Fight For Good.

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You know what?
In for a penny, in for a pound.

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This is a photo from the Vanity Fair article. Notice how they have to arrange it so Stephen Miller is on the end, so it isn’t obvious that there is no reflection of him on the mirrored table.🧛

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Day 14 of Things I Don't Usually Draw.... and I immediately apologize for it... Spongemonkeys.
Can't recall a time that drawing these has ever come up, actually.

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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar

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Someone (perhaps named Jack) should write a book on Admiral Holsey and name it _The Fighting Sailor_.

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Mongo is appalled

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My receipt for my preorder of Strixhaven

My receipt for my preorder of Strixhaven

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a screen grab of a tweet about ocean spray cranberry jelly: **Buy my BOO-k** Emily J. Edwards…. 1d i should take a moment to remind you that Ocean Spray is actually a cranberry growers collective and by supporting the superlative
"goo in a can" name-brand cranberry sauce, you're supporting workers and small farmers
oatmeal influencer 
**Buy my BOO-k** Emily J. Edwards .. 1d: so many reasons to love Superlative Canned Goo this holiday season
Lindsey Becker @lcatebecker • 1d
Replying to @MsEmilyEdwards
Plus, their manufacturing plants are

a screen grab of a tweet about ocean spray cranberry jelly: **Buy my BOO-k** Emily J. Edwards…. 1d i should take a moment to remind you that Ocean Spray is actually a cranberry growers collective and by supporting the superlative "goo in a can" name-brand cranberry sauce, you're supporting workers and small farmers oatmeal influencer **Buy my BOO-k** Emily J. Edwards .. 1d: so many reasons to love Superlative Canned Goo this holiday season Lindsey Becker @lcatebecker • 1d Replying to @MsEmilyEdwards Plus, their manufacturing plants are

My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!

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