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That's a nappy filling face if ever I saw one.

I'm sure I've got a Ryobi for that!

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'There'
Ffs I've lost the ability to speak english.

I'm afraid my big fat figures have wiped out an entire generation of baby spiders.

The spider was the one thing I refused to dissect on my zoology course.

Very hot wash!

You probably heard my scream.

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Put my gardening gloves on and their was a baby spider cocoon inside one of them. Yes, inside one of them!
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Just in time!

Yet...!

Sadly it doesn't look like the fans have kept up with that.

I'm dreading the possibility of millw*ll in the Prem next season!

I have Hungarian blood. We're good at patiently waiting for revenge!

I'm sorry for 99% of Burnley fans, but the most unpleasant person I ever worked with, a passive aggressive control freak, who treated me like sh*t, is a Burnley fan & I will enjoy his pain.

I think we'll be losing players this summer (& hopefully clearing out some dead wood). Ozoh should be part of a new manager's plans.

Dougal delivery, as requested. Courage!

Let the children have some fun. It won't last long.

Might help his grades... 🤔

Puke ✔️
Fight on the bed ✔️
Shouting for food at 6.30 ✔️
Innocent sleep on bed ✔️
I feel your pain.

As described, depicted on cream panels.

Young Deer Gathering, Seiho Takeuchi, 1924.

Pandora's Box 1929

Wednesday

Why you won't find me on zuckbook.

For Tues Metro

Look at Bournemouth, smoothly transitioning towards their new manager. Announcements made at the right time, a positive bit of recruitment & they'll get down to business before the trump cup starts.

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