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Posts by JoeCeePhus

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I stand corrected

11 months ago 5 2 1 0

Over the last two weeks this is literally the only thing that has brought me joy. TeTas. Read the commenters, they're funnier than I am.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Just wanna get freaky with someone who thinks I'm hot

1 year ago 3 0 1 0
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Come join me. More comfortable than a snuggie.

1 year ago 6 0 0 0
Bluesky profile page purporting to belong to basketball player Angel Reese, with suspiciously few followers

Bluesky profile page purporting to belong to basketball player Angel Reese, with suspiciously few followers

X: Pornbot, pornbot, Cryptobot, Lottery Philanthrobot, Magabot, Pornbot

BSky: Angel Reese Bot!

If this is the real Angel, my apologies, big fan.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
Washington post headline "The US needs more walkable neighborhoods. See where yours ranks" about Clarendon VA

Washington post headline "The US needs more walkable neighborhoods. See where yours ranks" about Clarendon VA

Using Arlington as the example of a 15 minute city in this piece is genius. YIMBYs need to reassure suburbanites they can have all the convenience of a walkable neighborhood without being forced to give up the environmental sensation of sterile, existential dread they are accustomed to

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1 year ago 10 1 1 0

What I miss?

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Same. Spoon squared.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Man in bed from neck up, possibly asleep

Man in bed from neck up, possibly asleep

Come keep warm with me, little spoon

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

The culture wars, the race wars, the gender wars...all smoke screens for the war they don't want you to fight.

The class wars.

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Turn it into haiku

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
A pair of legs with swim trunks at the beach

A pair of legs with swim trunks at the beach

I'll just chill for a while here if that's ok with you

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Fun and delicious looking. Nice!

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

I'll pretend I didn't see it. Not inside enough.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Oh wait, that was a everyone thing?

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

Well I do hate racism

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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Moobs. Impressed?

Moobs. Impressed?

Well, I guess somebody should. Probably shouldn't be me, but I'm the one who's awake I guess

1 year ago 3 0 0 1
The head of a man (op) in bed and possibly (not) asleep

The head of a man (op) in bed and possibly (not) asleep

This is where your message finds me. There's room for you here, little spoon.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Pizza. That must be what they mean.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

This is literally Scotland, PA

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Here for it! TG week!

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Lemme see if Rosa Luxemburg has any recipes.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Florida surgeon general calls for halting fluoride in water, echoing RFK Jr. The state’s top health official cited controversial studies that suggest the widely hailed public health practice poses a risk to developing brains.

Florida is the stupidest state

www.washingtonpost.com/health/2024/...

1 year ago 20 0 0 1

I want love, sure. But right now I just wanna get freaky with someone who thinks I'm hot.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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That's really more of a Susan Collins thing, isn't it?

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Kinda like reading Charlotte's Web, huh

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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"Cram's Air Age" This map was produced during WWII. It's a US centric world map using the Gingery Projection. It also features a table showing distances between cities. This is the time when the US became serious about air power. Zoomable map here: buff.ly/2RIWnju

1 year ago 94 23 2 3

Sometimes it feels like gnats, midges, fruitflies etc are quantum objects

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