Super Mario Galaxy was an amazing adhd hyper-colored fever dream of nostalgia bombs and niche references and I loved every second of it.

And just like that, the garden is reset. 🥰

Before —> After

Has a mind of her own.

Haven’t gotten super lean this spring but I HAVE gotten super strong so I’ll take it.

Life is about balance.

Was on a 10-battle win streak and then my Starmie decided to miss back to back hydro pumps. #pokemonchampions

My man said tennis practice fit was cute. So. 🎾

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Happy Pokemon Champions Day to those who celebrate!

I love my job.

Sun comes out ONCE. Someone call an ambulance.

I miss my man and dog so much. My little familyyyyyyy. Reunited tomorrow.

I wish I cared about pro basketball because I’m currently sitting in a hotel lobby working alongside all the Pelicans players.

Her exact energy every spring

Look who is FINALLY back.

Finally a hotel with a gym.

Ritzyyyyy.

From PAX to Portland. I love my job.

LADY GAGA I LOVE YOUR WORK.

Champions was slickkkk and I won, so.

Hi Boston. Did you miss me?

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Some guy wouldn’t let my lyft driver merge into the exit lane, so my driver smartly stopped trying and the asshole blocking him immediately rear ended the car in front of him.

Instant karma.

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First marathon match of 2026 and I came out on top. I’m LIVING right now.

7-6 (8) 3-6 6-4 in two hours 35 mins

Wheels. 🏃🏼‍♂️

LIIIIIKE

Got photos from our Philly Inquirer article and omg I love my little family so much.

Not gonna lie I burst into happy tears making this little video lol. My little sea dog.

That Dipplin is one salllllty dawwwwg.

Sure does

I know I’m on the right path because I got up at 4am to spontaneously drive to Maine with the love of my life and our dog.

The Pokopia effect.