If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?

My wife had a system for haribo gummy bears. She had to separate them by color before she would eat any. So when she was diagnosed I bought her a 3lb bag.

what federal agents did to a father of three Marines while he was cutting grass in Orange County on Sunday has happened in some form daily — and deliberately — all over Los Angeles for 18 days.

LA DODGERS just now:

“This morning, ICE agents came to Dodger Stadium and requested permission to access the parking lots. They were denied entry to the grounds by the organization. Tonight’s game will be played as scheduled.”

Right on, Dodgers!
More of this, please.

Starship blowing up is a bigger deal than you think. It’s not a prototype in a sandbox anymore, it’s a $4B NASA contract to land humans on the Moon ($2.8B initially, $4B with follow-ons). Every explosion is taxpayer-funded hardware going up in flames.

Space nascar.

There’s a word for that and it’s eugenics.

But I’d hope you’d try hard to make me pee, cause it’s a thirsty night!

The proposed cuts won’t even pay for his golf trips.

What if I just sat at the bar and didn’t pee in solidarity and tip you for your efforts?

Only way that’s even remotely not gross is if all 3 parties consent, but it’s still pretty creepy then.

Best judicial system money can buy!

Ok, maybe for the healthcare

I’d probably never leave the house

I want it in me!

3. Theremin, who had been kidnapped, had developed a completely passive device that would only send out a signal when hit with a beam from the soviets and was hidden inside the seal.
Something about Trojans and horses?

2. Around the same time, there began a series of leaks. No matter how often they swept for bugs, they couldn’t find one.
It was years before they discovered how the leaks were occurring.

1. The more I think about a foreign government gifting the president things the more I think about Leon Theremin.
The soviets made a gift of a lovely American seal, hand carved from a solid wooden block. After a thorough inspection they proudly hung it in the conference room.

Even the Babylon Bee Gets it

#HamasForceOne #SwampForceOnce ✈️

Was t that the plan all along?

Just FYI because evidently Fox or OAN or whatever is pushing the lie that America accepted the Statue of Liberty and that’s equivalent to the plane.

Congress VOTED to approve receiving the statue. So congress should vote on the jet

It’s way different with the current owners!

I wish they hadn’t moved so far out! But I’m ok with B-Side, Hungry Tiger and Florida Room!

Evidently my neighbor has no irony at all.

Let me know if you need any punk dive bar recommendations

My hyperfocus may have developed a hyperfocus…

MUST WATCH: AOC just torched GOP lies on live TV. “As a woman, the word was given that my rights would not be taken away by the Supreme Court — and that wasn’t true.” They said our rights were protected. They lied. And now they swear Medicaid is safe? Fuck outta here.

Well, they have so much in common it just makes sense.