Headline: World’s biggest condom maker set to raise prices due to Iran war

oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms

Are you still HK based? My first one, it was brilliant

It was the Vengaboys 🤠

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Vengaboyz

Can I interest you in a superficially damaged chocolate orange

I’m very drunk and not looked at my free hit since last Sunday. All advice appreciated! 🥴

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Good guess, but not quite right

Guess the band? 5 points for the winner 💃🕺

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Still undecided on GW33 transfers or your Free Hit team?

Here's a detailed look at our top projected players from each position - plus the underlying numbers that go into those projections!

1) Our top #FPL defender picks 👇

I think Preston need one more season in the Championship. They’re not quite ready yet

Er… Gary McAllister?

During Andoni Iraola's reign, Bournemouth have attacked at a faster average speed than any other team in the Premier League.

💹 Market goal projections | GW33

Spread market goal projections for this round of games, via SpreadEx - markets assume a player starts (or 2 starts for DGW)

For DGW players, midweek projections are estimated from team goal markets & player goal share from fixture one

📊 Projected goals & clean sheets | GW33-38

Latest projections from sharp betting markets & our Solio team strength model - hopefully useful for navigating the last 6GWs of the #FPL season! 👇

(Assumes MCI-CRY→36, 1+CS% shown for DGW)

💹 PL Matchups - First Look | DGW33

Early look at the sharp market projections for #FPL GW33, ahead of the Saturday deadline 👇

(re-posted because there was a GW typo in the first image and it would have annoyed me forever 😅)

Got a feeling Cherki will be rotated for the Burnley game. Maybe O’Reilly too

Wild Things | Planet FPL S. 9 Ep. 48 | GW32 Review | Fantasy Premier League

🌍🎧 Wild Things | Planet #FPL s9 ep48 | GW32 Review

Thiago/Bowen hauls, title race back on, Tottenham in the bottom 3, the doublers assessed including Guehi v Cherki, differences for those on BB/FH/WC in 33 & all the games discussed as usual 👇
open.spotify.com/episode/4Qyc...

In think he could be gone after the local elections

Agreed. I’m tempted to go for a team of defconners to bank some points

Could we do a Truman Show situation where we build a fake Oval Office where he watches AI created fake news about himself and let him believe he's still president and tweet the hours away and meanwhile we can impeach him and move on...I'm not sure he'd know the difference

Given Man City’s midweek fixture vs Burnley is 3 days after Arsenal, which players are most likely to start in both matches?

Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses. --- **GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT** Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell leaflet text: **ATKINSON, John** Reform UK John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services. --- **HENDERSON, Iain** Reform UK Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them. --- **MURRAY, Arthur** Reform UK Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces. ---

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

a video game character is standing on a baseball field with a glove in front of him . ALT: a video game character is standing on a baseball field with a glove in front of him .

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And Arsenal not to keep a CS

From today, you can create your own clean FPL team reveal in seconds, fully customisable and 100% free.

Built together with the amazing nextXI_fpl team… And we're just getting started.

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Arm wrestling with Chas n Dave?

Lottery numbers please

Avoiding the WC and using two frees to bring in Bowen and Mavropanos probably the best transfers I’ve ever made!

Sorry for not posting here for a while.

Here's a customisable World Cup schedule spreadsheet.

It can show the kick-off times in your own time zone, and you select which country's fixtures you want to be highlighted.

You can create a copy here:
t.co/uh3ouORlHk

Wow that is different! Good luck