With out a parachute too.

I saw this digital manicure change color in seconds at CES 2026 - and you can order it now iPolish, a set of acrylic nails that change color digitally, lets you choose from over 400 nail polish colors at the touch of a button. It was nominated for a Best of CES award.

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Have you see the stick on nails that you slip into what looks like a mini iPhone and it changes it to different colors and gradients? I saw it in a tradeshow video on YT recently. Blew my mind.

REVEALED: What did Andy Ogles do with nearly $25,000 meant for child burial garden? He won't say Now, NewsChannel 5 Investigates has uncovered more questions that the freshman Republican won't answer.

Since Rep. Andy Ogles is back in the news for the typically bigoted, boneheaded reasons, it's another opportunity to point out that he once raised $25K to open a cemetery for miscarried babies. He then ditched the idea and can't explain what happened to the money.

Nine Inch Nails, close up on a small stage

Nine Inch Nails last night. Fucking fantastic.

Seen them 8 times and never have been let down. And man, Boyz Noize made me a huge fan when they came through on the last tour opener. Love the 80s and 90s industrial aesthetic he brings.

Hey bro, you like UFC?

Bold of Mike Johnson to judge anyone’s religion when his little GOP Pharisee cult keeps losing Epstein evidence and finding new ways to ‘forgive’ Republican creeps around kids.

I always think of it as they are outing themselves.

@johnfetterman.com always looks like Budget Silent Bob, with his assistant standing off to the side offering up: “couple stacks, little man, slide that check in my hand. If the war bag’s movin’ slow, then you owe me, owe me, owe.”

Stayed in Tennessee way too long.

If Sheehy had any nuts, he would allow the vet to break his arm to apologize. But these are the Republicans we are talking about; of course, he doesn’t have nuts.

Watched the Scary Movie trailer and honestly thought it was a Ben Shapiro Daily Wire joint, basing a whole anti ‘woke’ thing around punching in for the Ellisons is a wild lane for the Wayans.

Cool. We can also use this litmus test for paying our fucking taxes. Sick of seeing soft, stupid, mediocre fuckheads use our money like Supermarket Sweep: Pedophile edition.

I’d take that as a win coming from Pedopocalypse.

Ironically neither does Josh Hawley’s mouth.

How about y’all get some mad max energy before they hang y’all in the gallows? Baby steps.

He’s digesting all that Putin semen he drank before getting there.

I wish his shitty mom would have gobbled his sorry ass up. But no, we got the corporation the person. Fuck this timeline.

So this is why all of Paramount/CBS shows suck so badly. Because they personify and hang out with dainty white trash. That explains Yellowstone and its audience.

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Actual footage of the Trump’s cabinet arriving to the SOTU.

SOTU will be another litmus test on how much the American news agencies can shit in everyone’s mouth and call it a sundae.

For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:

When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.

Nick Shirley getting ready to suck a pedos dick.

So are we holding Nick Shirley’s dumb ass accountable for desecrating journalism and lying, getting Good killed? Such a weak suburban piece of shit.

“He’s having a seizure and they’re trying to rip the baby out of her hands”

Sign me the fuck up.