Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

And real ones will remember when you were looking for a job at all. There's magic in the grind. Just saying. Mad respect.

nah actually.

I hate hating someone this much. For fuck’s sakes. I’m tired of my life revolving around how much of this guy I can avoid in a day. It’s honestly why I’m not on social media much these days. I just fucking hate him.

ME: I need to insert a footnote
MICROSOFT WORD: *spitting blood* fuck you, fuck your mother and fuck your footnote

*Jack Nicholson from A Few Good Men voice

Is there another kind?

Grab a morning coffee at your favorite spot, then get your tix to see our film, #apeculiarmorning at the Phoenix Film Festival!

We screen this Thurs at 12:10pm, Sat, April 18 at 1:35pm
and Sun, April 19 at 11:15am as part of the Smorgasbord Showcase. ❤️

Here's the link: www.phoenixfilmfestival.com

@ItsBCJim The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

Find a way out of bed and grab tickets to the premiere of our film, "A Peculiar Morning", in Allentown, PA this Saturday at 6p as part of the "Better Together" shorts program. 🥰

Tickets can be purchased here: www.eventbrite.com/e/better-tog...

Dude this could have been a DM. There's no need for this.

It doesn't even have to be romantic. I just want to live my life in such a way that people react like this even occasionally to crossing my path.

Maybe it will happen today?

Also, if I may: clearly and manifestly good in general, based on this photograph. Obviously this dog's aerodynamics are optimized for getting places quickly in the event that an excellent dog is required. You absolutely love to see it. 12/10

EAR TUFT ALERT. 😩❤️

Nope Nope

#NoKings
#Michigan

Well done. #NoKings

Official statement re: Dan Bongino

Two ceramic pigs labeled "pigs with no specific duties"

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

I dropped my son at JFK two full hours before boarding. The ONLY reason he made his flight (barely) was because when several grown men near him in the security line started pushing and shoving they crashed into him and knocked him into the front of a different line and lady let him go ahead of her.

i mean making ICE agents spend the day at Newark isn't ENOUGH punishment, but i guess it's a start

You look famous as hell in this photograph.

Purrantula.

Usually harmless, prone to witching hour zoomies, occasionally unreasonable. Adorbs.

Tweet from Joe West (@joejwest): [jail] ME: I want my phone call COP: Ok. Make it count ME: [dials payphone] [cop's mobile rings] COP: Hello? ME: Please let me go

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This made me laugh for 5 straight minutes. 🤣

I MET YOUR DOG YESTERDAY!! The lovely lady walking him kindly stopped to let me give him scritches and he was perfectly behaved of course. She said "he's very active on social media" and now I know why!! Dude, you'll probably never see this but it's making my whole damn night. 🤣

Well THIS is a short film that would win SXSW

Here. 😩