He hasn't seen it yet and I need to make sure my abuse reaches him so @henrystockdale.com

Yeah the secret to not looking like a sentient egg

Can't get over how well this single image condenses the experience of playing a Hideo Kojima game.

Nah cause I'm a good person

I wish to be knighted

Also my knee hurts

Motion Blur off

(I like putting a bar behind subtitles)

Ive been on the verge of a panic attack all day lmao

Man.

RE Villain: "eugenics" [eats pill that creates mass from nothing, becomes every The Thing prop at once] Re protagonist whose name is like Jim John or something: An image of an extremely muscular man shooting a pistol

I fear that this meme has ruined Resident Evil for me the same way "wot if ya mum ran on batteries" ruined Black Mirror for me

today sure feels like one of the all time ‘so i still just gotta go and do my little job during all this?!’ moments

Like, it was a fairly well written apology but I'm yet to see any meaningful change from him to warrant caring about anything he does ever again

Oh lmao I wrote about Ben Starr jokingly saying Marathon will be goty simply because Jennifer English is in it and the comments are full of people who seemingly think that he was completely serious.

I even say Mewgenics is Goty in the same thing lmao

My upstairs neighbours keep playing loud music

Which is whatever.

The part that annoys me is they're using a version with ads

And those consoles actually have games!

Saw a 2004 brochure thing online. And it is kind of nuts you could buy 3 GameCubes and 3 GBA SP's and it would still be cheaper than a digital PS5 is now

Oh im the same.

I loved Dragon's Dogma 2 though and there's a part of me that's like "what if"

I'm doing no such thing

It's the only one I ever bothered to platinum

Not seen the GOAT yet

I just beat that for the first time this week

Already loving 2 more

All the steam reviews are "this shit don't work on Deck" so

I won't go into specifics for now, but honestly, I reckon it could've been genuinely quite good if it had like an extra 30 mins runtime and let some of the plot beats breathe a bit more

My man has really only directed masterpieces huh

I take back what I said about classic RE

Resident Evil 2 is so much of an improvement. Even compared to 2002 RE1

The Mario movies are my ultimate "I love da movies :D" films.

Galaxy was even more apparent with its weird pacing, but I had a nice time watching it and loved the score again

April Fool's has gone too far