are all my friends on this app

you fuck up your cookie and look up to see this guy ready to shoot you in the face wyd

history is so interesting

haha oh nooo don’t do this at my house nooo haha that’d suck so bad hahhaha donttt

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bro what did that traveling salesman put in this tincture lmfaooo

Drop your Spotify wrapped below so I can bully you and turn you into content tomorrow on stream

me trying to come up with posts

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Food: big succulent butt
Season: Autumn
Drink: 7 beers
Color:
Anime: Mob Psycho 100

@joebidenbsky.bsky.social

ahh feels good to relax

Really excited to see Wicked!

where’s my ironic cynicism, I need it to cover up my fear of being sincere

hate when this happens 😂😂

positive masculinity is throwing a big chunk of ice down a hill and watching it break

oh we’re actually all doing that next week

My take on the new How To Train Your Dragon trailer:

Just be myself? No thank you, that guy sucks, I will be someone else completely hand-crafted to be mildly likable instead.

business man

this guy walks up to you and offers you $1 or $2 which are you taking?

Introduce yourself with four videogames

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Hey I made a second channel to post less edited stream content to, if you love me feel free to check it out 🔗⬇️

yeah I have plans

Listen I have no dog in this fight but if Tyson doesn't kill Jake Paul in that ring I'm not sure I'll be able to believe in hope nor dreams ever again.

sorry, Punch Man*

punch man

Did the Halloween season get lost this year what happened

really excited for my hearing today, they said they’re gunna hit me with ‘cool and unusual punishment!’ can’t wait to see what it is.

before // after allowing me to socialize

‘so i can’t post memes anymore’ is so funny dude it’s gunna be my new ‘oh so a guy can’t have hobbies’