Broken clock is right twice a day

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

🔥SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov : “Ivanka’s husband Jared Kushner’s on the Saudi payroll for $2 BILLION— as he leads 🇺🇸 diplomacy + asks sheikhs for billions more… Never have we seen so little effort to hide so much corruption. The Mar-a-Lago mafia taking corruption to spectacular new heights.”

Have been wondering when candidates would start talking about this. One of the biggest corruption scandals is U.S. history playing out in real time.

That doesn’t absolve you from still doing hurtful things. Kids don’t willingly separate from their parents.

Omg 🤦🏻‍♀️ clearly I haven’t had coffee yet!

Eddie Cochran - Wikipedia

He died of a car accident (no OD)

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Eddie Cochran - Wikipedia

He died of a car accident (no OD)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_C...

Dan F. was alarmed when his daughter, a Marine aboard the USS Tripoli, a warship deployed to fight the Iran war, sent him a photo of a meal served on the ship. A lunch tray, two-thirds empty, carried one small scoop of shredded meat and a single folded tortilla.

A picture of a mid-April dinner on the USS Abraham Lincoln, shared by a service member with his family, was similarly unappetizing – a small handful of boiled carrots, a dry meat patty and a gray slab of processed meat.

Lobster, Ribeye, and $60,000 recliners: Inside the Pentagon’s $93 billion spending spree before attacks on Iran and Venezuela https://indianexpress.com/article/world/us-news/pentagon-spending-93-billion-luxury-food-technology-iran-venezuela-war-10577074/

"An army marches on its stomach."

But, what does 🥃 Pete 'Warfighter' Hegseth's Navy sail on?

[A] boiled carrots, dry meat patty, gray slab processed meat
[B] $2M 🦀 crab, $6.9M 🦞 lobster, $15M 🥩 ribeye
[C] small scoop shredded meat, single folded tortilla

🔗 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Resisting Trump isn’t an entire platform. We need politicians like Mamdani who support the people and show receipts.

This whole thing was a setup for TV and that any news organization takes this even remotely at face value is going to turn me into the Joker.

Like the Epstein files?

Instead of fighting back against the Iranian LEGO videos making fun of Trump, the White House put out memes attacking fellow Americans.

Winning the information war is like shooting fish in a barrel for Iran. And the White House dares to complain about losing the information war battle

Frog and Toad sit together, doing nothing together. From "A List" In *Frog and Toad Together*

Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.

Like it used to be?

Cool timing??

Citizens, too.

This is such bullshit. The American people want no part of this.

Congratulations Minnesota State University, Moorhead. The pinnacle of fine academia.

Farts are up 500%

Gotta play the hits to pander to the base

Holy shit this guy is fucking delusional

Awesome!

My son is “trying” his first case at the federal courthouse in downtown Minneapolis in May (The People v. Yurtle the Turtle—think is it?), and aspires to be a lawyer who represents Bears. He feels *strongly* that many things are lawsuits in waiting, so you are offering up a dream experience!

Is this limited to just law students at the University of Minnesota, or can this be the general public? (asking as a mother of a very litigious nine-year-old)

A screenshot of David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in front of a NASA logo. Cross is speaking into a microphone at a podium. Text says " American can, should must, and will blow up the moon"

Today's the day.

With what money???

Is this the “alpha male” I’ve heard so much about?

a woman in a purple jacket is sitting in a chair with a glass of wine in her hand . ALT: a woman in a purple jacket is sitting in a chair with a glass of wine in her hand .

Is that by removing more sanctions from Russia?

Big change for California small businesses: No more SBA loans for non-citizens Green-card holders no longer qualify for loans from the Small Business Administration, eliminating a longtime source of financing for immigrants that advocates say will discourage job creation and harm the economy.

Green-card holders no longer qualify for loans from the Small Business Administration, eliminating a longtime source of financing for immigrants that advocates say will discourage job creation and harm the economy.