AOC talking to RFK Jr. Her facial and hand gesture has the spiritual energy of that Italian hand gesture where you pinch your fingers and wave your hand (the "ma che vuo" gesture).
how it feels to say "sprezzatura"
just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down
I hope he snapped his wrist tendon with his shitty form so he can never type nor write ever again
Oh my god it's a fucking saber you don't stab with it you hobbyless fucktwat please someone drop this doofus into a real battle so he can get slaughtered
I'd buy it for myself and my niece
Accidentally threw out my wristband from the Lady Gaga concert, Florence tickets cancelled for Philly where the show was sold out now there's 7000 less seats at the new venue & I have to REPURCHASE tix, & the queer market I'm vending at next week needs security & police bc of death threats lol
CBS News v @CBSNews • 1h Two pilots appeared to make meowing noises and dog barks as they communicated with each other before air traffic control at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport called them out on Sunday. "You guys, you need to be professional," an air traffic controller is heard saying. image of air control tower with the caption saying “meow, meow”
first they made the pilots work sober now they can’t meow & bark at each other?
1984 type of nonsense
An instructor told me that it's easier to throw two medium pieces then combine them (depending on the shape you want).
I can still barely throw a pound so not there yet lol
Clavicular is a 20 year old child and famous for no good reason, not due to any particular celebration-worthy talent. He is a victim of a form of mental illness that is exacerbated by attention. However, if I come up with a good joke about him, I will post it.
Being an artist is mostly looking at other people's work and angrily going "how the fuck"
I just saw somebody call the warehouse worker that torched all the toilet paper "Paper Mario", and y'all
I haven't laughed that hard or that deeply in a MINUTE
Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme
“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”
That or Iris
Tried it once and that was enough
My favessssss, I can 100% Link to the Past in under two hours
I hate cauliflower and I call it broccoli without color nor taste
CTRL+ALT+DEL loss comic except JD Vance runs into the room to find two beds, with Viktor Orban and the Strait of Hormuz.
I really thought this was Phantom Menace yaoi before someone tipped me off
Hans Zimmer is a transphobe. A tweet reads "I worked for him. I did good work that he praised, but after transitioned he quickly had me fired. He had cue notes named "tr*nnv fight"' etc etc... It's a pattern of abuse that will inevitably come out over time, and I'm glad that the industry is changing slowly."
I regret to inform y'all that Hans Zimmer fuckin sucks.
Hard agree and when the light is just throwing everything off and making glares grrrrr
I never listen to Carpenter Brut driving unless I'm late for something for exactly that
"I can not believe America has becom--"
bitch, we have Andrew Jackson on our money. our default money. the only money the bank robot knows how to hand out.
Every Castlevania game is about going into a room and there’s just some asshole.
We're all collectively getting blue-balled by spring.
Digital art of a black horse in a shiny black bridle held under tension by reins pulling its head down hard. Nettles are superimposed over the body of the horse.
Urtica
An illustration of a five armed figure draped in a flowing dress, thorn-framed mask in the shape of a pitted moon, and long braids tipped with morning stars. The figure wields two identical scythes and the fingers of their upper most arms are capped with spikes. They twist and cavort. The figure is framed in cascading text, symbols, and graphics - smeared and distorted as if run repeatedly through a broken printer.
//THE_WITCH//
(S)PIRIT> (SP)HERE.3
LUCKY.NO_4950
Class Illustration for Realis
kickstarter.com/projects/crum/realis
Trump tweeting like Civ 1 Nuclear Gandhi on Easter
A big mess
Dudes rock
Alt text: four buff dudes go on a large flatbed truck in a pose with arms out like an action figure. The next shot is of them going down the road, strapped in, holding the same pose.