#duckdb users on this app all post like they're in the same prayer room wearing robes and chanting. why are they putting out release info like it's a cryptic ARG where I have to uncover some cosmic horror? i bet motherduck is actually a front to summon a large Flesh Sphere
I like "Tenebrous Chasm" for general storage, and "Rotting Bough" for repositories
SICK AND TIRED of these "0 slide" meetups on #databs!! join my 120-slide meetup where we huddle around a Kodak carousel instead. and don't ask me for a link!, the address will be in the newspaper classifieds
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more like boomer tests. truly frictionless development is feeding all the code directly into deepgrungleGPT and asking if it would pass a unit test "if it tried really hard" before pushing to prod
these nerds go absolutely HOG WILD on the ksbd discord, theyre posting with unrepentant crazy style all over the place!!!
The Future, from #databs #datasky AI slopposters:
computer, can you load up the "data" please? now just give me a machine learning model for "optimize money". save and publish. now please generate a slide deck on money go up -- 4k, Artstation, anime, highly detailed
man I do this shit too just for the love of the game, dont even check view counts or nothin. I just hate dashboards too much to not do anything about it
wish Ari was on bluesky but he's one of those grownups who probably doesn't do that kind of thing
i usually post just trash like a little RAT but today im a "Link Poster" cause if this package dies I will probably cry about it arilamstein.com/blog/2025/02... #r #rstudio #rstats #StatsSky
im archiving terabytes of gov data today, but also looping through every .xlsx with openpyxl to convert their styles to Comic Sans. this maintains my net-zero karma policy #databs
I swear some people decide at some point in their lives that they aren't gonna learn anything new ever again
I am not at Data Day Texas. I am stuck in the bottom of the Enormous Data Chasm Where Bones Return to Rest please help
gonna inject ginseng into my carotid artery in the local coffee shop then graze on their wheatgrass tray crazy style w/ no hands
you could try looking through this one go.bsky.app/QDDHHS6
every exceptional 1-3 YOE data person I know is either sticking in the job they got or waiting out the job market while getting a masters or PhD
how i feel reading the docs: ah, i have unearthed magnificent erudition, with calloused fingers and bloody palms. my back aches, yet, my mind is strengthened.
vs asking a question: umm 🥺 pwease hewp me i broke my wittle babby code :(((
is it true before he first dagged he said "every dag has its day"? or was that just from the movie
I will never understand the interinfluence of b2b SaaS content writers posting like blogger-skinwalkers, then industry bloggers turning around to emulate SaaS slop for their promotional summaries
data tags #databs #datasky #dataengineering have rapidly become an inordinate Wall of Brands, and this encroachment will not stand. the fellowship of shitposters must light the darkness, until these devils are remanded to their abyss (linkedin)
agreed. I have trained since birth to annihilate any code I see. yesterday I cloned and deleted #nixos pkgs 27 times. you can do it for free and the cops can't stop you
LGTM? haha, yes, this foolish mortal uttered the sacred phrase. my plan to immolate Prod is almost complete. once more careless eyes gaze upon my heretical branch: once more blood soaks the soil, feeding the Evil therein. complete this PR and bring ruin to your diminutive kingdom
naming my #databs dev environment after the necronomicon cause it is full of eldritch terrors and madness grasps anyone who dare read the code within. the mind cannot hope to withstand such an assault
I do not want "engagement" on this Web Site. I want precisely one user per month to stumble across these mad scrawlings and feel like they've entered a crime scene by accident,, or contracted a curse
you gotta stop playing with me man. I should not be allowed anywhere near this data warehouse. my code reads like a demented grimoire. my dags are ten billion gnarled fingers grasping at smoke. I should be sealed away in the moon for my crimes against cloud computing
if you work in #databs long enough your eyes eventually turn milky white and you are granted the clairvoyant ability to see the precise time of death of any dashboard you gaze upon
no books for me, I just used sites like pgexercises.com. W3schools, Mode, sqlzoo wiki and sqlbolt all have decent lessons/exercises as well
if you know dplyr decently the distance between that and basic SQL is not too far