same picture

pretty clear players can/do have pretty wild swings in their year to year profiles

like Luke this year, Cal last year, etc

umbrellas don’t really help windy ever present mist

nailed it - any time I watch Sandlot with my kids I always call that part specifically out

it will be when Zohran writes his first budget

… for 2027.

but you already knew that

a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is sitting in a crowd of people applauding . ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is sitting in a crowd of people applauding .

after the Opening Weekend headband thing… naw, let’s not play with that

agree with that, but i also think if you’d scored nine runs and somehow still lost last night, then your pen would also be pretty spent and the vibes would be very very, very bad

you can’t finally score nine runs and find a way NOT to win tonight

Mariners & Astros watching some Astros & Mariners

he lives in Vegas so Anaheim is actually his closest “MLB” stadium

ah… there we go

I never really caught the distinction before between below/back

thanks for clearing that up

aren’t they only 2 games under .500?…

always thought even this is a weird way to calculate it (losses minus wins), since if you’d flipped the results of even one of those games they’d be .500

so in my head I also divide it by two

they’re really only 1 game “below .500” IMO :)

…and now you have a new border.

you know he was fixated on just undoing his personalized autocorrect from heil to hell though

don’t get him started on August in Kansas City…

@today-maybe.bsky.social

yup, scroll down - it’s a scale step

even more accurately

i get why, but it’s irritating that a handle supposedly dedicated to Carl would intentionally obsfucate the image he was speaking about, when the image he talking about was this (which he actually had a direct hand in creating, vs the one you posted).

i like this tradition but prefer it for after the game so we can praise actual play vs past performances

sounds like you found my wife’s secret fetish:

cancelling plans.

I honestly think the M’s are hoping/banking on that for both players.

They want to capture the Eugenio “scene change” bounce.

Both Randy and JP seem to be highly emotionally driven players, which I’m totally down for, doubly so if it gets them both paid

exactly

is JP giving it side eye? for sure — it’d be fucking weird if he didn’t

AFTER THAT

does he go like…

“yeah, i guess it makes sense for where this team is trying to be not like now, but like 5-10 years from now? oh hell yeah, totally. i get it.”

“alright, let’s go get it “