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Pspsps there is a Goodreads giveaway happening right now for THIS SHATTERED TEMPEST 🥳 And if you’re wondering whether it’s worth the effort to join, here’s @sun-and-stars.bsky.social’s reaction while reading the ARC to reassure you 😌🩷
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I categorically reject this translation “multo” is “ghost” so this should be I’M HAUNTED BY ALL THAT I FEEL
Minumulto na ako ng damdamin ko 😩🎶
I am not normal
CLOSE 👏🏼 ENOUGH 👏🏼 THAT’S THEIR COUSIN
HINT: ONE OF THEM RISES WITH THE MOON AND ONE OF THEM RISES WITH THE SUNNNNN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
iMessage voice notes transcript capturing my breakdown for posterity, guess what ship
I continue to be a disappointment to my friends and family
When you are an author but also, unfortunately, just a girl 😔✊🏼
May the odds be ever in your favor 👁️👄👁️
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Presenting the official synopsis for THIS SHATTERED TEMPEST, out October 2026 🥹🫶🏼 Any guesses as to what exactly is in store for our disastrous duo? 👀 Oh, and because I get this question a lot—swipe through to the last slide for proof requests 🩵💚
I may not know how to cook but I know how to eat damn it
What is your favorite pizza from Dominos I will order that one
I’m spending the Holy Week shutdown at my friend’s place and I definitely need more friends who will enable me this much
Hasta luego, I will miss you 🥹🫶🏼
The funniest moment of the night was when one of the organizers dragged one of my beautiful readers away by her sleeve saying something like “Okay, chica, that’s enough, vamos” SDSGHK VERY FILIPINO-CODED INTERACTION
They eventually had to relocate my signing table because it was holding up the rest of the queue 💀 I’m sorry that my signature is so long and I’m such a yapper 😭
Thank you so much, Madrid!!! I really felt the love 🥹🫶🏼
I just wanted you guys to know that I ate all of this and the head waiter shook my hand as I was leaving… I think he was impressed with my performance
Segovia, you are so beautiful!!! If I had known, I would have stayed the night ❤️
Me, more familiar with UK and Western EU culture, running to get to my coach asap as the intercity train pulls into the station: “Wait… why am I the only one running”
Random old guy on the sidewalk gesturing to my umbrella: Donde esta la lluvia? 😂
Me: Para el sol!!! 😭
I am in my thirties okay this skin takes work to maintain 😤😤😤
Flew from Manila to Hong Kong, then from Hong Kong to Paris, then from Paris to Madrid, then randomly went on an eight-kilometer walk because my life is a joke
Fourteen hours direct let’s go 😭 See you soon-ish, my beloved Spanish readers!!! ❤️
I’ve been crying about it for weeks
Two layovers and twenty hours total of flying time tomorrow but I will come prepared
“For you I’d wait until the first dragon next rises. Until all lands sink beneath the Eversea. Until my hair is white and I’ve lost all my memories. Until I meet you again in the spirit world.”
UK edition of THIS SHATTERED TEMPEST, out October 8 💜🩷
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FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE
Thanks so much for the support 🥰