get his ass

Blaze Hair

STREETS OF RAGE 2
SEGA 1992
SEGA GENESIS

is this one of them rorschachs

bluesky [56k no]

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

we got a whataburger a couple years ago and it did not seem worth the hype tbqh

autozone park in memphis for the redbirds had a booth for bbq nachos by Rendezvous BBQ. they were fire.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

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my porn of gondor adult bookstore is blameless

Careful, that’s my load bearing delusion

every night at 11pm, in an effort to tell me to "go to bed," my phone drains itself of color like one of the dying. and every night, instead of going to bed *or* turning the feature off, i get mad about it

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

my 82 year old widowed grandmother has a boyfriend! my dad yelled at me when i said "looks like meats back on the menu" but deep down i think he knew it was a pretty good joke

Headline reading "'Boil in a bag' funerals where bodies are liquified and flushed down drain could get go-ahead.

Sous mort

A drawing of ET waving at us on the cardboard packaging for a 1980s product called "E.T. Punch Balls" As this is a repost of a Feb 2023 tweet of mine, found here https://x.com/DemonTomatoDave/status/1623464715077795840?s=19 , I have taken this photo from the No Context E.T. account who posted it there, and who originally I retweeted.

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

parabol into parabola still a borderline religious experience tho

are you telling me this scallion can rap

17 yr old me: these songs are about being cool and edgy
40 yr old me: this man has anxiety

tool still rips, man

ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…

Nice dissonance. Let me guess, cognitive?

The boardwalk with many crates and crash Bandicoot fruits

I’ll wash my mouth out with doughnut

then i WHAT

Guy designing the Nostromo: However many chains you think we need on the ship, double--then triple that number and that's what we'll put in the ship's chain room.

Assistant: Yes, sir. And the chains are dry, of course?

Designer: You're fired