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Posts by Slowly we Frot

"who need their globussy ate"
below the text is an image of the globe, or, earth, cross sectioned such that she has what appears to be femme identifying  genitals

"who need their globussy ate" below the text is an image of the globe, or, earth, cross sectioned such that she has what appears to be femme identifying genitals

happy earth day

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Imagine immigrants who fled the Nazis working on a shtick of the Ring Cycle where Siegfried the Patriarch of German Machismo is played by Elmer Fudd and Brun Hilde is played by a cross-dressing African chaos rabbit.
Must have been a hoot!

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what if i fucking kill you

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#makejoshpostingthecommissioner

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10 horror movies to get to know me by

-The Lighthouse
-Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
-Nosferatu (1979)
-Prince of Darkness
-Black Christmas (1974)
-Us
-Skinamarink
-Suspiria (2018)
-Manhunter
-The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)

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a wizard (why’s pfp), a skeleton minion (Claude) approached “i’ve read through your notifications, they wish to harm you m’lord”
close up on the wizard “oh dear… block them all.”
the skeleton minion crawls away “yes m’lord, Claude shall block the non-believers, yes…”

a wizard (why’s pfp), a skeleton minion (Claude) approached “i’ve read through your notifications, they wish to harm you m’lord” close up on the wizard “oh dear… block them all.” the skeleton minion crawls away “yes m’lord, Claude shall block the non-believers, yes…”

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too late to run for president?

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the beatles having a song called "mean mr. mustard" is a joke id make about the Beatles

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Oh my god dude just die

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top 10 genre of music: black metal with shitty sounding midi horns

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I still stand by this

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TMZ
@TMZ
Hulk Hogan Took Lethal Amounts of Fentanyl Daily After Divorce from Linda http://tmz.me/14tKQv9

TMZ @TMZ Hulk Hogan Took Lethal Amounts of Fentanyl Daily After Divorce from Linda http://tmz.me/14tKQv9

Those are my vitamins, brother

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he kinda sucks at it, ngl

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Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom

Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom

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It's really hard to fuck up a reuben

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Since media is working again, here are some gig videos from last night :)

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"Posting is the framework around the silence."

-Miles Davis

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White with spinach

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x ray vision with the downside that it does literally expose what you’re looking at to x rays

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Dracula Flow meme

Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off. They will not find me.

Dracula Flow meme Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off. They will not find me.

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oh you don’t like tomatoes? mushrooms? pickles?

GROW UP

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Holy shit I didn't realize Preventable Disease was opening for them on this tour

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announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

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The Knoll Dolly Parton shirt

The Knoll Dolly Parton shirt

Bag secured

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tfw seeing Pallbearer on 4/20

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I've seen Knoll 3 times now and always at this same venue 💀

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