Happy Birthday! 🐾 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

How I misread this IMMEDIATELY as "Yes this does mean I'm a floor mat."

You picked your nose and showed that man the booger and he said:

Ayeee, happy birthday @dhaiul.bsky.social. 🎉

100000% homie. It's never YOU that does the damage, but careless other people. :/

*wears armor, exists* :D

Ehehehe… I knew you’d come bouncing back. 😏

Kodimus Maximus Decimus Meridius. 🤷‍♂️

Telegram, with my thumb over your icon.

Tv says it'll be overcast today 🌧️

@lycaious.bsky.social , @dwenwolf.com, @mxalexking.bsky.social, @2tonedpaws.com

#LMNR

"Hop on baby, you know when you ride with me you aint gotta walk NO WHERE."

They see you roll up in the Rascal scooter and it's wraps for them hoes.

Forgot to add that either way, we receive our severance package.

OR

We can continue through the end of April and then get a free month where we're "on call" kind of to answer questions only and be done-done at the end of May.

Our team collectively decided to stay as long as we're together, but in no uncertain terms have agreed if they fuck with us, we walk.

So, work development.

They have decided that can't lie anymore. They offered us extensions through the end of October because they've so royally fucked themselves. We get a 5k bonus if we elect to stay along with adjusted severance and "opt out early" if we find another job or just want to leave.

Yakuza looking ass… “don’t talk about the bosses beak, he’s very sensitive.” Meanwhile @thameik.bsky.social over there like “I like bar-bee-cue sauce…”

Sometimes you gotta scratch your urge to be bigger... maybe fill a pool... or maybe a city street... or maybe... ????

Sometimes you gotta scratch your urge to be bigger... maybe fill a pool... or maybe a city street... or maybe... ????

You know you swallowed it. Just come clean man...

Are you sure it was someone EATING? Like... did you SEE them...

This the one….

Fire Sauce is ready for action! He was an adopt we had last year!

So... my paws, your muzzle... we should arrange this meeting. 🐾

5th Circuit Court of Spaghetti has found you GUILTY.

Acting like you wouldn't be the first in line to bury your muzzle into my paw pads...

So... my paws, your muzzle... we should arrange this meeting. 🐾

Am I doing this right? 💪👅

Am I doing this right? 💪👅