They gotta invent a lunch you don’t need to keep in your pantry or fridge ahead of time

“80 years old, he was a fuckin’ kid.”

Not my largest issue with True Crime Brain but ive noticed it causes people will go into a full panic if you suggest existing in public past 5pm in the wintertime here in Philly. How do they think people get home from work?

Express is pretty good for the money IMO, not sure how fast it ships but since they have stores all over I’d imagine pretty quick

More like Editorial Bored am i right folks

Strongly recommend sleeping under a space blanket like Chuck McGill during your stay

Some 18-year-old pledge at FSU is telling himself the same thing right now while his future brothers pelt him with rotten eggs and empty beer cans

This same thing happened to one my Air Hogs when I was a kid lol

Oh that? Yeah that’s my deed to the Brooklyn Bridge. I know, someone was selling it in my replies, how could I not, right?

dude this shit is so lame 😭

Artemis livefeed got me cloudy eyed, good things and hard things are still possible

2 plain dogs is $14 at the Joyce Kilmer rest stop what in the world

buying underscores tickets before the album dropped feels like buying apple stock two months before the iphone announcement rn

that one #LunchWithBro screenshot is really a key pillar of my life plan i feel like

once again it is deeply fascinating how so many people seem genuinely unaware that mainliners aren't evangelicals or share their social views

Thank you to everyone who supported this campaign.

Together we were able to do things never seen in American politics, to set a new standard from what we should expect from the people who try to represent us.

What we built matters, regardless of the outcome. And the work isn’t over.

bro thinks 1500 is a lot 😭 cant believe i have to see this shit on #getabagtuesday no less

whatever's going on with nvidia DLSS5 seems like a problem for fake casual gamers who care can't hack it with a rigorous, challenging real video game like slay the spire 2

The Goat’s Back

Making a FPS and hiring Stavros Halkias to do the killstreak callouts

They’re calling it Ska Summer folks

I just think it's neat that Shakespeare decided to cap off his career in theatre by writing the only honest poems ever written

do you think you could drink a 12-ounce can of soda of your choosing every day for a week for 76 million dollars? the catch is that during that week, you’re not allowed to travel to columbus, georgia unless you already had plans to or you just want to

oh my god bring back $5 icee and popcorn its so simple, i should be CEO of everything

I like it! but I like the darker colorways and green in general

Yeah dude keep posting about his body that’ll make you seem less obsessive 😂

BOOOOO YOU STINK 🍅

don’t forget - it’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil so act accordingly

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES