"Spooling up" is the coolest thing a machine can do. "Come online" is a close second, followed by "charging"

Post by stokestheorem: I'm spooling up a huge device on my driveway. My neighbors are all coming out and yelling "what is that", "what is it going to do", etc and they're begging me to stop spooling it up but I won't

"They're spooling it up. They're literally spooling it up rn???" he says

Cameron the dog with an extremely upright and indignant posture, and his head slightly tipped

Neighbors fired up an Atypical Device (rented motorhome)

After careful review, [the most tossed-off perfunctory careless illogical bullshit you’ve ever heard]

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Slur aficionado. Rare slur collector

I could fix bluesky is what I’m saying

“He thinks less than he talks, and slower; yet he can see through a brick wall in time (as they say in Bree)” is a quote by Gandalf about my coding style

They will call him Wonderful Counselor, Prince of Peace. He will be totally okay with airstrikes though that’s different

How does your email find me? My opsec has been perfect. Someone must have talked

This is my new mantra until further notice

dudes rock in mysterious ways

ORBÁN CONCEDED

This would be a lot worse if he weren’t about to die and set off a joyous unifying worldwide celebration the likes of which has never been seen. Dodged a bullet there

I was definitely one of those people who used to point out how much more actual damage Bush did than Trump 1 but my god

Commissioner Brimpo is a real firebrand ! (it is revealed she both invented, and is addicted to gambling on, illegal underground baby racing, where babies crawl against each other) fuck!!

[getting rejected at the bar] that's fine. actually my boys and i were thinking of diminishing and going into the west

Chicago Rob’s got the goods 🔥🕊️

Its not a business! It’s a public good! And it’s not “running out of money,” either. Republicans deliberately created this illusion by requiring USPS to prefund pensions *75 years* into the future. Literally no other agency (or business, lol) requires this.

Integrity commander confirms he is correctly pushing the button labeled “TALK” without the slightest trace of irritation. That my friends is NASA excellence

if NASA came out with their own version of Outlook they wouldn’t need congressional funding anymore

So literally the only thing that didn’t work perfectly on this entire mission was the toilet, and Microsoft Outlook

that would have been a Code Hermit event for yours truly. Reading the wiki article for “anchorite”

I have done this gif twice in real life, once after they called the primary for Mamdani and another now 🫡🚀

I can hear that section of the Apollo 13 score playing

NASA should let them pass around some stogies before reentry if they want. Live a little

Getting emotional!!!!