It’s just a matter of time before Mahmood joins the #Refukers

I bet it never crossed his mind that it’s actually idiotic pricks like him that women dislike passionately. #SebastianPayne

Mahmood channelling her best Andrea Jenkyns vibe 🤦🏽‍♀️

Did it occur to any of these morally injured ‘soldiers’ that they had a moral duty to choose not to strip, cage and piss on captives or stand about laughing while this happened?

He’s got it coming. I’ll happily offer alibis and denials…
“I know officer, Nigel does seem to be quite accident prone doesnt he?” and, “No, your honour, Da Vinci was with me all evening in the pub. We were having a pint and discussing how much we enjoyed Nigel’s article in the Jewish Chronicle.”

#Refukers aren’t bothered or put off by things that are vile, racist, disgusting, damaging or just fucking stupid. In fact the more of that shit he offers, the more excited they get. Find one atop a lamppost hanging a tatty flag and ask ‘em what they think of this. I guarantee you they’ll love it!

I guess, ‘I was brainwashed…’ will have to do. We’ll never get to the real truth for many which is, ‘Well, Farage aroused my latent bigotries and I really liked it so voted for more of that stuff. Of course now it’s a proven disaster and I’ve been revealed to be an idiot, it’s not so much fun.’

Setting fire to the flag. Can’t think of a more perfect image. #ReformUK #NeverVoteReform

Her sneering arrogance would never allow her to apologise. If the word ‘sorry’ ever passed her lips I bet she’d melt like the witch in the wizard of oz.

When all you've got to clutch at are straws, what else are you going to do?

Yeah, just plain old fashioned bigotry was a big part of it too.

Same applies to the economy, immigration arrangements, FoM, international trade, research collaborations, the Good Friday Agreement… I could go on. Brexiters had no idea what they were voting for and now we live in the mess they made trying to unpick all the stuff they fucked up one by one.

Dare we hope that people are finally seeing these self serving racist bastards for what they are? #NeverVoteReform

Any political action that angers Brexiters, Tories and Refukers is, ipso facto, the right thing to do.

I guess being in the company of abusers is far more his style than actually coming face to face with women his own brother stands accused of assaulting. What a fucking shit-show 🙄

That’s an interesting point you make there and not an angle I’d previously considered 🤔

Tbh, what I wonder is why more of them don’t.

A very valid point 👍🏽

True 🤣 - was thinking more about scholarly veracity than likability.

It has the same energy as Sponge Bob giving lectures on marine biology.

a cartoon of a man riding on the back of a camel Alt: A cartoon of a man riding on the back of a camel in the sun with Hump Day written in green.

Keep going.

The royals are up to their necks in scandal, corruption, pay offs, cover ups, adultery and even, it’s been speculated, murder… Respectable isn’t one of the adjectives I’d use to describe them.

Oh, I know how this goes…
“My client may have acted unlawfully your honour but, in mitigation, look at that cute little face.”
“Case dismissed!”
I guarantee she will not be in the shit for long 😻

OMG - why would he think you poisoned his dog? That’s crazy. It must be exhausting being anxious all the time in the one place where you should be able to feel safe and relax. Awful neighbours are the worst. Just breathe and try and keep grounded. This too shall pass.

Job Interview with a Cat    Tell me, what is it about this position that interests you?  The warmth, perhaps? The security?  Or the power you must feel by rendering me useless?  Feel free to expand if you wish.    I see you have had experience of similar positions.  Can you talk about a time when you got somebody’s tongue?  Or were set amongst the pigeons?  Tell me about a time you’ve had to deal with a difficult situation – for instance, have you ever found yourself in a bag? If so, how were you let out of it?     How would you feel if you had to walk on hot bricks?   What about a tin roof of similar temperature?   With reference to any of your past lives,   has curiosity ever killed you?    Finally, where do you see yourself in five years’ time?  In the same position? Or higher up to catch the sunlight?  What’s that? You would like to be where I am now?  Oh, it appears you already are.  Brian Bilston

Today’s poem is called ‘Job Interview with a Cat’.

An ‘off’ button would be better tbh.

#Hungary 🇭🇺 says🖕🏽to Orban & Vance

Consider yourselves told.
#NeverVoteReform

That’s what a diet of Big Macs and bullshit will do 🍔🥤💩🇺🇸

Are Starmer & Mahmoud etc. stupid? Scenes like this of frail old folks being arrested for the ‘crime’ of peacefully protesting against genocide just make them and their zionist chums look even more disgusting than they already are. And those coppers? Really? Is that what you call policing? 🤦🏽‍♀️