I am high key so proud of this. SO FUN. SO MOUSTACHE. SO CAT.

A little teaser for a new podcast coming very soon…

Oh his new face is BAAAAAD

New!

Oh his new face is GOOOOOD

Meeeeeee

I wanna say, to @darkjedi2552.bsky.social specifically: Altoona Pizza deserves every stray it caught today.

Despite my justified streaming fatigue I really did like Skeleton Crew, though hard to say how much of that was just the novelty of Galactic Bend, Oregon. But watching kids play SW in SW felt like healing.

Why do I feel like Home Depot Milkshake is now forever a thing?

😭 Thank you!

Anyway.

YOOOOUUU BASTARDS

Switched to sugar free pb cups after WRECKING my hween candy.

These are DELICIOUS but the amount of farts they have put in my body CANNOT BE QUANTIFIED.

There are farts in my CHEST.

💛NEW EPISODE💛

Somehow, REY SKYWALKER has returned. Today we discuss all the recent news about Rey's return to films, whether in a standalone or a trilogy, and our expectations of the future of STAR WARS films.

🎧👉 bit.ly/3YVPe1q
📺👉 bit.ly/3ARzXXc

The Visions announcement perked me up. I love SW but I am not IN LOVE with it rn, and I miss the feeling.

I also saw it!

My body is tea but my brain is diarrhea

Am taking a 24-hour break from my duties as Hulk's Penis to understudy Mike Tyson's.

oh my god You're now officially patient zero of the insole plague

Clone Wars on principle, Genndy on Aesthetics.

The weirdest part of that was my real life friends popping in just as I was talking about wanting to bang an action figure and then IMMEDIATELY LEAVING

Is this where we are now? I can't keep doing this.