it's too loud

city hunter

Horny mr bean

Helen "I can smell your" Hunt

*listening to Billy Joel sing at a puppet and crying*

remember when those billionaires killed themselves in the ocean? good times

i like to think that it’s a real wizard

can always tell when someone's in a bad place mentally, because they ask me out

i can't finish any video game it's too boring

i blasted through em in like a week because i misunderstood the nominee announcement as me having lost time and awards were SOON lmao 😅

I've got Hamnet and Marty Supreme left. Gonna do a Sinners rewatch at some point, too.

saw the beatles casting again today and got irrationally fucking angry. joseph quinn? are we actually being fuckin serious? ohhh i’m so mad

Gotta love how no matter how toned I dress, I still get static from random dudes.

Like, sorry I like to live in color and not dress like a brutalist inspired bargain bin rack

You can avoid a lot of AI bullshit if you just don’t consume short form video content

spader so baby there

Rhea Ripley. That’s the post.

guy whose attempt at solving world hunger is making the world's environment lethal to the unhoused

Its so rad how everything is unappealing

my year is off to an excellent start

Tyler, the man as good as "someone"

i was pleasantly surprised with hotel artemis 💕

bf who writes post it note reminding him to make love to his gf

trying to read vampire masquerade fifth edition but the typesetting is so poorly done. even though i can zoom in on my ipad, i have to move around the page so much that it presents an equivalently unreadable experience for me.

BILL PAXTON SANDWICH

dale cooper mentioned!!

Vampire of a masquerade page lightning strikes in New York City, twin towers visible

i’m reading vampire the masquerade first edition rulebook. I played this once upon a time, but my storyteller wouldn’t let me borrow the book and it’s been a thorn my side ever since

Anybody else think we need to change the way we address crowds..?

"Ladies and Gentlemen"
- NOT inclusive
- Unoriginal
- Outdated

"Everypony"
- Includes ALL people of all genders
- Relates to younger generations
- causes untold psychic damage

i forget that people on instagram can see my videos and follow me from them. i keep thinking they're irl ppl lmao

wow i haven't had a new youtube subscriber since 2018 :^)

jalapeno poppers, as in the farts i am doing rn