low key a little pissed that LLMs ruined the em dash in writing

the em dash was central to my writing voice and I'm struggling to dance around it and keep my flow

the lie can go on no longer:

COBOL devs make average salaries

still working on it :P

a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls . ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls .

mfw unemployed people say ralph is taking our jobs and i still get paid for the artisanal stuff

No please, I have too many of your books already. 🥲

no way lfg <3

Wake up babe new AI gold fish just dropped

'forget the code exists' they said

it will be fun they said.

nobody cares if LLMs produce poor code quality

code quality is not a KPI, OKR, SMART goal, CSF, or CPI. it doesn't matter to corpos.

when poor code quality reaches criticality, business systems can fail. So let them eat cake.

"maaaaan, they don't make algorithms like they used to"

well this is surprising

apparently someone is impersonating me on
@discord.com
?

my discord username is "janetacarr" ( formerly janetacarr#0930)

photo sent by a viewer (note the _ in the impersonator's username). careful out there

each year i become more convinced that professional software development deliberately perverts the enjoyment of programming

and it doesn't have to be this way

Yes.

Instant like

sometimes you just have to sit and put some hard, capital "C", Coding into it

iPhone 12 mini over here 🤭

Roots!

for the love of god, please stop forking VS code

Strongly typed, and dynamically type checked :o

a programming language that throws pizza parties?

and boring

made the case for Dvorak.

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Finally.

I’m not in the beta, just to be clear, since I am a PEASANT

otherwise I have to post when I'm live like a PEASANT

Wow this is cool.

I just learned this “live” thingy is in beta for certain twitch streamers.

There’s a Trans travel ban anyways.

Actual relationship goals

Janet A. Carr By Janet A. Carr

No posts from 2025 I’ve been streaming on twitch too much

But lots on blog.janetacarr.com

And a couple on fixedrate.dev

I often wonder about federation too

try making web games in Clojurescript 💀