The Onion has successfully bought InfoWars. Happy 4/20. 😂

We are so tired of that orange asshole and his minions

Steve Bannon pissed his pants on stage at the World Economic Forum, Kash Patel is missing, Pete Kegsbreth is quoting Pulp Fiction as the Bible, RFK, Jr. eats raccoon penis, and Trump keeps using war to milk the markets. No one is coming to save us. We have to save ourselves. Lock them all up.

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Every single day, Trump does something that would have ended any other presidency.

Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

@slyngstad.bsky.social

By Benjamin Slyngstad.

Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons is leaving the Department of Homeland Security DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin announced the move Thursday evening and wished Lyons well.

Todd Lyons led a secret police force for Trump where masked agents attacked our own American streets, violated Constitutional rights, and shot our own citizens.

We’ll hold you accountable too.

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an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera . ALT: an elderly woman is sitting at a table in a restaurant and looking at the camera .

I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

Since Republicans are so concerned about sexual misconduct now, let's also have them vote to expel tony gonzales and jim jordan from Congress, impeach trump and remove kavanaugh and thomas from SCOTUS.

Very cool to watch! They definitely take their time.

NEWS: Major Epstein Developments, Trump Plans Mass Pardons, Congress Members Demand Cognitive Exam, and More Good evening, everyone.

NEWS: More significant Epstein-Melania developments.

Donald Trump promises mass pardons of staffers, which would cover Epstein obstruction.

Congressmen submit formal request for Trump take a cognitive test.

And much more. I am spending the weekend digging into the Epstein stories. Stay tuned.

Broken record included

That's perfect 🤣

A Trump Quote without his voice or face - Trump without Trump. This is from a Press Gaggle on Air Force One on March 29, 2026. This quote is unedited and 100% accurate - Regime Change!

Guys, listen.

We can-and should-debate the wisdom of the war in Iran.

You all know I’m not a fan.

I’m never going to root against one of ours coming home, though. You shouldn’t either.

If politics has you rooting for people who want to kill Americans, you should take a step back.

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History repeats (for those who can read)

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Jeff Danziger

Pam Bondi’s portrait was taken down at DOJ and tossed in a trash bin soon after her firing. MS NOW obtained the photo. The move reflects how deeply unpopular she was among career officials. Ken Dilanian & Carol Leonnig scoop www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...

Unconfirmed reports that one American has been rescued. Unclear if it was the pilot or the WSO. Search still ongoing for the second.

U.S. fighter jet shot down: One crew member rescued, other alive in Iran, sources say It would be the first time since the beginning of the war that a U.S. jet was downed by enemy fire.

www.axios.com/2026/04/03/i...

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🚨BREAKING: Iranian media agency Tasnim reports that a US pilot may be in the custody of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps after ejecting from an F-35 fighter jet hit by Iranian fire.

If true, Iran just acquired a hostage. The last time Americans were held captive in Iran, it ended a presidency.

There’s currently a frantic search taking place for two US pilots who were shot down in Iran, and this idiot is talking about taking the oil.

He had help from the Soviet Union in destroying America.