"As a doctor, I'm pretty confident leeches will be the leading illness treatment in the world when I die"

BREAKING: The Islamic Republic is preparing to hang eight women.

Not a word from the international community or so-called human rights organizations.

I read this to Siri and she thought I was having a stroke

Is it normal for people to invite the arsonist trying to burn their house down over for dinner?

Wow.... I'm sure glad we have @jaketapper.bsky.social and his freedom of speech pocket square to defend us.

The US delegation is just getting outmatched

Conservativism is a giant grift

Proposal...the Blackhawks and Bruins swap cities as well as the Bulls and Grizzlies swap cities. And Chicago has all Ursidae (bear) themed teams (except for the Sox)

I respect that drip. You can change the patch for a Chicago Bears patch in the Fall

The Minions were ar Talaat Pasha's side in 1915

Yeah she fucked us..the tax payers...for her travel and booze

Good ol boys network

Good...fuck her

All that sucking up to Trump only to get tariffs put on your products

"With the 27th pick, the San Francisco AI chatbot has selected Steve McDichael"

The players the AI says to pick

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

The Vietnam War lasting 19 years? I guess he couldn't pay attention with his bone spurs

Also coming soon: Kevin Sorbo is Viktor Orban in The Viktator

He doesn't understand what "regime change" actually means

Benny Johnson's show is becoming the Daily Stormer

Incredible movie potential though

Concepts

Don’t be fooled. Hannity is merely confirming the obvious: his politics mattered more than his faith.

Starting 2nd baseman for the national league at the all-star game

#mlb

Step on a rake moment for Trump and Bibi