Opinion | ‘The Rich Don’t Play by the Rules. So Why Should I?’

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hey, turns out this is a transcript of a conversation specifically about theft

here are the questions directly before and after the one you're pretending to misunderstand:

I'm not sure if you're confused about something or trying to be snide but you've failed spectacularly either way

goddamn do i love a good diorama

this is a very funny thread if you wanna watch someone admit they have never riffed with their buddies and potentially has never had any

Hasan is transparently the type of guy who does not need help getting pussy

Do *any* of these fucking people have a family or friends or a drive outside of clinging to power they won't use?

Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

Walked into work to find that someone else had snaked two case closures from me overnight. It's gonna be a long day

if someone retweets "the liberal bojack" onto my feed one more time i'm going to become a family annihilator*

* annihilated family TBD

what, you don't think tifa is coming to the game???

clearly he did not support the breakdancing Christian baby

if you go somewhere shitty, i guess so!

i am (not at all) ashamed to admit I know the Reel Big Fish version way, way better than the original

was reviewing something in the DSM with my therapist when we encountered a confusingly phrased sentence. her response "I'll have to check with my supervisor to see what this means"

are you or are you not a specialist, man

Occasionally need to repost this Astro Boy panel where Dr. Ochanomizu's butt looks like the Bernie Sanders logo.

Adrian Chiles could write 2,500 words about a really good sandwich he had the other day and it would be superior to the entire collected literary output of Ross Douthat and Bret Stephens combined.

It's nice to put a name to things if nothing else!

just got a formal SzPD diagnosis. now to figure out what to do with that information (nothing)

Eggs benedict

Egg Benedict with sausage and baked beans, on fresh cornbread and topped with a smoky BBQ hollandaise. Excellent start to the day

the plural of milf is "your mom and her friends"

just... just hand it off for someone else to run, dude. why do you have to kill the entire jam?

goddammit i'm getting one piece spoilers

i'm being serious! we've had the largest protests in US history back to back and it didn't change anything any president has been doing

i certainly hope so! i'm just not convinced it'd be enough to change anything

by the public, you mean? that's true but public sentiment won't keep them from flattening the country

tbqh i'm fine with him getting dragged into iran over and over because it's keeping him out of cuba

i'd put money down that 80%+ of the news Trump gets is ai generated by one of his scheming eunuchs

womp womp

they'll be bombing lebanon again as soon as the markets close