it seems like if we just made all the cars out of steel or something when they crashed they'd just clang off each other. anyone think of that

SEATTLE — Multiple Seattle police officers are moving forward with a proposed class action lawsuit against the city, alleging they were exposed to carbon monoxide and other vehicle exhaust inside the West Precinct’s underground garage and nearby work spaces for years - a problem their attorney says could affect about 200 officers or more.

Seattle suddenly the center of a policing revolution as it turns out getting dumber due to inhaling suv exhaust will actually wrap around and make you really smart

Ok then leave me alone freak

"Ooh. Everybody okay down there?" - Jim Deshaies

Boog Sciambi remained silent on this one after a full moon appeared at Tropicana Field.

getting larry davided into doing crack

like finally someone noticed them and saw them as a person with shared interests (crack) but no. a joke once again

i was just thinking about bumming a hit of crack off someone at the bus stop again and what if they said yes and i said oh i was joking and they pretended to be ok but really it hurt them emotionally

Oh ok then yeah you're right

Fuck off you sack of shit. I'm going to beat your ass

Can you fuck off and stop bothering me. I'm tired of seeing your dumbass old man posts

At least when people had boom boxes on the bus the speakers were worth a shit

Do it man

An email or looking sign on a window that says "NOTICE!! Do Not Use Cellular Phones In This Building"

Do I know you?

Suck my dick moron

Did not ask for your opinion

Why are you telling me this

Browsing the Claude code plugins and the "posthog" skill is a lot less fun than you'd imagine

right but gaza was just a purity test

you're very welcome my good bitch now fuck off

And you need to suck my fat cock

clapping two shoes together while all the pod save guys scramble around on the floor

hey sid, what the fuck are you talking about

op ed: bluesky will NEVER be a mainstream platform until everyone stops whipping my ass with a rolled up towel

doing that thing where you suddenly do a little lunge to get someone to flinch to Nate Silver and immediately giving the website my entire savings

i think the number one problem with social media, and i think the first platform to solve this will make a trillion dollars, is there's no way to yell "Hyah! HYAH! GIT!" while making feinting little charges at people who you've already spooked but not yet routed

in the mcdonalds downtwon

the city where I grew up had a life (lol) sized statue of Mac Tonight sitting at a life sized grand piano and you could sit next to him and take a picture

Excuse me do I know you? Did I ask your opinion on my post?

Finally chose from the billion bike helmets out there and the one I wanted (mode) was discontinued immediately