they’re out and about

#TheScariestHalloweenEver

like. can they say that?

@alexkirshner.com insane headline in the new yorker i found after listening to the 2012 coaching cycle ep

(pearl jam even flow) oooonnnn my phoneeee, posts arrive like butterflies

biting into this expecting a crispy chocolate chip cookie

All the stops on the bus are pointless except for the one I’m getting off at

both 10 years old this year btw in case you forgot to sign up for AARP

yeah so seals are crazy

remember when the trail cams twitter account was liking a bunch of nazi pics? what a preview of the current state of things

john cogs explaining his type: i like my women like i like my coffee. thick and full of cogs fluid

peppermen patí es una lesbiana jajaja

life was so simple when i was 16 and two flawless albums came out

AHHHHH! NIGHTMARE!

oh, those? they’re just my hazardous byproducts

draftkings and fanduel must be so disappointed that they didn’t think of making “news” accounts to trick rubes into thinking that eg auburn going from +20000 to +19500 to win the SEC means anything

The Quiet Tragedy of George Costanza

it’s so important to have somewhere you can pensively stare out while you’re on a phone call

absolutely the best anyone has been since 2014 madbum especially given the situation in the 9th

anyone want this?

the college football world runs through charlottesville virginia

inshallah we will boil her soon

that was joe biden

i’m binding to your receptors playboy

in a post apocalypse situation i’m smoove offing myself the moment the sudafed and zyrtec wells run dry

je veux aller à là. quiero irme a allá. i want to go to there.

the greenscreened backgrounds when they’re driving in seinfeld are so soothing to me