Awesome! Sounds like fun. :D
/gen

I do kinda wonder how everyone interprets this part because I always thought she was torn to shreds emotionally but I’ve talked to other people that thought she was torn to shreds in the same way as her husband.

To shreds you say?

Yeah well, I'm gonna build my own theme park. With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park...

I really love when the Professor refers to people with weird nicknames, usually in agreement with them.

Re Bender: "The mechano man is right!"

Re Fry: "Orange Joe is right!"

Airheads is the least taffy-like taffy that ever taffied. Calling it taffy is an insult to taffy. It is pretty good tho.

This may be controversial but I don’t care. I hate Lay’s. I hate Lay’s potato chips. Lay’s chips are terrible. The only good thing they do is the flavors but even then the chip itself still sucks.
That being said, the other Frito-Lay products are better.

Imagine being the asshole that makes all the messes in paper towel commercials.

I wanna see a banking/finance app with a realistic account balance. Don’t show me an account that has hundreds of thousands of dollars. Show me an account that has only like a few dozen bucks.

Kinda weird how the Godzilla movies just became the Avengers

Vinobrew is my sworn enemy

I just realized that while Summer is almost here and that means many long and miserable days and night, after that comes autumn. Autumn is the best season. And after that is Winter, another great season.

But then it starts over again :(

Am I officially old and out of touch if I just now learned the word “choppelganger” from Merriam-Webster?

I am a jizz music truther

I just found out that sugar cubes are not actually cubes because they are shorter than they are wide so I will now be calling them sugar rectangular prisms.

It was over 20C this morning at 05:00 and it is over 25C now at 20:30

Can English people tell the difference between Thames and Tims

Good morning Night City!

Do you think this was an attempt to keep me from making mediocre posts on the internet?

Growing up is realizing that food safety is more of a suggestion than a rule

I hate the varied carpet beetle. But I am glad it is neutral and not evil.

Brewed Cacao > Coffee

Was Stede Bonnet the Marvin Heemeyer of his day?

Illustration of Neil the rat banging out the tunes on his little piano

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!!

Just found out that milk is married to glue

I am a jizz music truther

I should go back to Medieval Times

I just realized that today is Neil's day

*Opens social media app*
*Doomscrolls.*
“This is boring.”
*Closes social media app*
*Opens other (sometimes the same) social media app*
*Doomscrolls*
“This is boring.”

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?