vertical image of a still retention basin and sunlit sky. the sky is split starkly down the middle, clear on the left, gray clouds on the right, sun at the center. the cloud line is reflected perfectly on the basin surface below the horizon. photo by Lindsay Schiel NEORSD

not ‘shopped. not cropped. not stock.

straight from the phone of stormwater inspector Lindsay Schiel snapped yesterday at a basin in Hudson.

who the fuck is that

I wanna try some zucchini that's so good it's worth advertising

I was thinking about picking this up but now I'm not so sure lol

hell yeah

they should make a brain that isn't all fucked up and full of Problems

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-

jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga

salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

pretty sure that's a Chevy Nomad

is that Denethor?

this is on Chapman Highway, almost across the street from the infamous Jungle Arby's

A mockup of a Jeopardy board question that reads "Konami's depiction of Count Dracula iconically called this type of person "a miserable little pile of secrets"

Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)

Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

this mf said docunentary

The Warriors is the only time in history where they tried to make a person on roller skates seem menacing and they had to go hard in the other direction to compensate

this is genuinely incredible

the Verizon outage yesterday made me realize it might be time to pull the trigger

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

hell of a lineup

Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.

working on these ideas now

So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

Dracula Oh for Pete's sake, I dropped my cup! Gosh darn it! Dang!

sounds like the real villain is poor wastewater treatment

I always used to wonder this about sigur ros fans

hell yeah. I found a bunch of great bands from your list last year. ty for sharing

coat bath