It’s all I ever wanted to be!! 😂 come eat this candy, tear up the house, cuss a lil bit and go HOME!

Good morning! Cheers!

I survived 6 children (5wks, 3, 5, 8, 11, 16) by myself in my house last night. All but the 5 week old are still sleeping. I thought about making pancakes…but we’ll see.

Just know Tee Helen is keeping the recipes alive.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DON’T EAT NO MEAT!?

Hey now!!! It crossed my mind this morning to check and see how you were doing! That’s awesome

Let’s stop convincing people that women should be called women and not females and let’s just start ostracizing them.

SEND THEM TO THE GULAG.

Luckily, I am the nibling whisperer. So the girls are easy. This is me and new nephews first rodeo tho lol so we’ll see how it goes

Full auntie mode today. nieces (5 & 3) spent the night. Another (4) is on the way now so I can prep her for dance recital pics. Then 5 week old nephew is spending the night in addition to the nieces

I also have to take 5 & 3 to a documentary screening with me 😭

Send prayers and charged iPad vibes

It was definitely the best way 😂

Have fun on Mars!!

(An educated bite is insane)

A 3 year old and a 5 year old just told me they like my outfit so…I win today. Yall can try again tomorrow.

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It was

Pick me up a hysterectomy pls

No need for apologies for doing community service! 🥰 whack them harder!

It’s almost like…people can do what they want to do or something

this is one of the reasons why i create distance between myself and people who talk shit about low-income people and/or folks that crowdfund. the lack of empathy for those folks is vile, and it will also always bleed into other areas and extend to other people. that mindset is dangerous—idc.

Take accountability. 🫩

Oh, oh I know this one!!! They can get married again!

If you think you don't know of a woman in your life who has been harassed, assaulted, or abused, it isn't because it didn't happen. It's because they don't feel safe telling you.

Speaking of GORGEOUS!!! Hey 😘

It. Do not.

True facts

BEAMING!!! Cause “old and ugly” be AT THE READY for them 😂

When I gorgeous girl calls you gorgeous >>>>>

Awww…🥹 thank you! (I do)

Wow. Why would you lie on us like that?

Everybody here is black. I live in theeeee most blackest place 😂😭 powerful niggadry is what it is. And that’s why I went across the street to family dollar

I don’t want it. Just run me my severance package so I can go to bed

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Now why is dollar general closed!? At 9:20AM

My mother went to jail twice behind men. She shot one in the neck and stabbed one in the neck, both times using the weapons they had just tried to use on her.

Arrested because ACAB.

Also, my dad and stepdad both recovered and went on to abuse other women and children.