The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

Anne Hathaway bought the rights to a novel about a tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to actually live the life she's been selling online. The book is called Yesteryear. It came out 3 days ago. The film rights were already sold to Hathaway, who will produce and star.

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

May Victor Orbán simply be the first in a string of countries engaging in overdue housecleaning by kicking their authoritarian leaders to the curb.

My cartoon for Thursday's Metro

Morning Kitten

Today is #NoKings day. Find your local event at NoKings.org. ✊

Cartoon by
Drew Sheneman

The day the Affordable Care Act passed was one of my proudest moments as president, because it meant that millions of Americans would have access to health care, some for the first time.

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Photo of the worst government in the history of the united states Definition of Kakistocracy

𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙖𝙮📖
'Kakistocracy'

Like pretty much every other hearing, it will go like this. Mullin will get questioned on numerous topics and it will be immediately obvious he is completely under qualified. Everyone will agree he is under qualified and not the right person for the job. Then he will be voted straight into the role.

Jared Kushner Solicits Funds for His Firm While Working as Mideast Envoy

Bribe farm. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/13/b...

I put a relative in the ground today. All I could think about while looking at the casket was all the people crying and in pain.
Then I see the US President post how "honored" he is to be killing Iranians. Iranian children.
I have lost a child so I understand that pain.
Hell is too good for them.

What he says…

Could it be that Trump started this war mostly to help Putin, knowing that the Straight of Hormuz would eventually close, which would make Putin's oil much more valuable, allowing him to defeat Ukraine?

The bombing of Iranian children is an unforgivable crime America has blood on its hands.

New in PN: The bombing of Iranian children is an unforgivable crime

"American disinterest in the lives of people abroad is a resource politicians use to justify cynical wars. It's hard to see on what moral grounds we claim a right to decide the fate of those about whom we clearly care so little."

A cartoon from the 1950’s that’s more relevant than ever 💔

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

America isn't like this because Trump is President, Trump is President because America is like this.

I knew I saw this somewhere before. Funny that it’s almost exactly what’s actually happening now.