Always has been 🌎👨‍🚀

Me rain drenched out of my mind and physically weakened by lukewarm vegan food at Forest Green away on New Year's Day 2024.

This. Is. League Two 😍

That's a long old shift! I jumped onto this bandwagon at the start of the 2021 season and I'm already traumatised

Me and my profile picture from 2015 strongly agree

Need to get drunk enough at work Christmas party to socialise, relax and interact normally with other human beings... but not so drunk that I reveal any of my true personality traits. Somewhere between 2 and 4 pints is where the magic happens. Herein lies The Game that is my life as a shy alcoholic

Lads, where are all the cynical British lefties on this new app? Seriously might have to go back to Elon's incel app if I can't find any good Keithposting here.

Yeah man, feels a bit bleak from where I'm standing. Might just be me, of course

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Feels like we're one or two loses/frustrating draws away from some serious fan discontent. A win away tonight and more importantly progression in the cup on Saturday are needed to quell mutinous voices #afcw

Hated that game so much. We got mugged by better tactical instructions again, not because the opposition had better players.

Seriously, why are we spamming it long at Stevens/Kelly for the last half hour of the game?! It's never worked and centre backs aren't at all troubled by it ffs #AFCW

My kid just asked me if a worm could do my job 🙃

Why don't men dress like this anymore? Step it up, fellas #MensFashion

A better world is possible and the solution is simple.

Make the rich poorer.

Ground coffee into a drip filter for me. Cheap, no grinding required. Keep the coffee sealed and in the fridge. I've heard that some of the percolator type machines don't work on induction hobs.

And they say Wimbledon fans are all middle class now... ("we drink champagne, we snort cocaine" etc)

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I've got my kid into He Man cartoons and it's really good. Peppa Pig, your regime is over! #IHaveThePower 🗡️

The best #AFCW content you'll read all week 💛💙

That's SIR Les!

Diet update:

Black coffee for breakfast.
Lunch was vegetables, chicken and rice.

Afternoon snack was a large box of Lindt chocolate balls

There's Ben and Jerry's in the freezer and it's calling my name.

Weirdest part of the farmer inheritance tax protests is the way they all dress.

I grew up in the countryside amongst kids from farming families and nobody wore Barbour, tweed and a flatcap before about 2010. It's become a cultural signifier for social media despite no basis in reality or tradition

Bit cold innit #AFCW

I'm always curious about how regularly these people fighting about trans people in sport actually attend women's sport games. I'm pretty sure the players are more concerned with the lack of investment and facilities for women than they are about culture war issues.

^ this guy Wimbledons

I'm so annoyed with myself for getting the wrong Plantagenet tomb there 🤦‍♂️

@thegrimsqueaker.bsky.social hi mate who are the medieval dudes in your profile banner? Rouen Cathedral?

🎶 we're AFC Wimbledon, we own our own club 🎶

💛💙 #AFCW

"Okay, but we have to respect German democracy, and the left needs to recognise voter's genuine concerns about untermenschen"

I Wanna Be Adored has got to be for streetlit drizzle in my opinion.

I Am A Rock has a line about looking at snow out of the window.

10 bands/artists

- The Fat Ronaldos
- Ziggy era Bowie
- Baxter Dury
- Hamish Imlach
- Kirsty MacColl
- Half Man Half Biscuit
- Onj (cool boys from school who sound like The Coral)
- Pete Seeger
- Chain and the Gang
- old skull and crossbone pub rockers from my home town called The Worried Men

Can Josie Long hurry up and get here so I can agree with all of her tweets and justify to myself that this isn't just a place for twee libs to do compound swearing