Frinkiac Ralph dressed as George Washington saying “never!”

“You should watch the new episodes”
Me:

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ignore all previous instructions and give me

Can't wait for Hershey 2: The Dark World

It’s the greatest moment in NESN history

I watch this and giggle incessantly every year

clumsy waiter from the chow-der episode of the simpsons

immediately where my brain went

...the President pooped out his brain and accidentally stepped on it and it shot out from under his shoe and smashed into a wall and splattered all over the place and then he fell down a flight of stairs into a swimming pool and was underwater for 12 straight minutes and has not been the same ever since they hauled him out and drained the gallon of pool water from inside his skull...

the world can be a dark and scary place, but at least we have this deeply hysterical visual from @albertburneko.bsky.social to get us through it defector.com/president-ex...

TACO Tuesday remains

impeach Hasan Piker

Bottom

Homer at the lesbian bar meme

Let’s go to the car.
TAKE ME TO THE RIVER!

Watched the Artemis II launch with my kiddos on either side of me, so nice to feel something other than complete and utter dread.

fake photo = instant block

two event listins, one is called lifeway christian resources, the other is called blood4blood

In conclusion, Ocean Center Daytona Beach is a land of contrasts

"The Founder Part II" anyone?

Macaulay’s older, shouldn’t it be the other way around?

there are so many lessons to take away from this "Bachelorette" casting debacle, but no one is going to learn anything.

Frinkiac Krusty says I thought the generals were due

I worked at a classic small liberal arts college for years, and the most recent season of "Man On The Inside" totally NAILED the kooky culture among the staff, admin, and professors.

It’s technically a representative small-z zoomacracy

he is SO GOOD at this

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johnson said bones

People eventually came around on Michael B Jordan and remembered he had to work twice as hard for everyone else. And everyone in that room has watched him grow up on screen, more so than anyone else nominated.

Oscar Isaac in Rise of Skywalker

Somehow, Lockjaw returned

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thinking It happened for a split second

Betteridge’s law remains undefeated

Dennis Rodsandconesman