Calvin and Hobbes comic meme:

before zooming in I thought the bag was a soy sauce bottle 😝

I feel like 3/10 people knowing who a random twitch streamer is kinda crazy, when you really think about it

third strike is uniquely swagged up

like mvc2

voldemort-ass saying

hi sam, it's me deadwoman

you're going silk shirt rnb mode!

thought that was a butch, sad now

the turn after always gets me 🕺

the fact that the reporter didn't just say "nice dodge" after all that nonsense she just said really tells you something

northernlion voice: www.youtube.com/watch?v=prZS...

im choosing to believe they mean go stonewall mode 😬

Palantir used to have affinity groups and DEI as late as 2022, and I had the logos saved on my phone because they pissed me off so much and of course they buried those pages. But I never forgot.

that's a big mouse!

has anyone ever written novel in one sentence, like a one shot movie?

ponder stibbons, techpriest

To whom it may concern,

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE

society is so stupid, within 25 years they corrupted

prison forte et dure = sleep on the ground with meagre meals

to

peine forte et dure = get squished with weights

🤦

even serj? aw man...

science is amazing

pancake sisterhood

extremely good choice

oh shit, didnt know we had that. then aussies would take us seriously. 😤

i was told being goofy would serve me well 😔

more like mr pp amirite

fuck yes i need to learn this 😤

STORK STREAM IS STARTING :fishpog: :fishpog: :fishpog:

blehhhh

he has to fill up the bj meter above his head

Poem reading In order for me to write poetry that isn't political I must listen to the birds and in order to hear the birds the warplanes must be silent - Marwan Makhoul

I think of this a lot