Boo! That sucks!

Become the only person in the world listening to the Newgrounds audio portal.

Wide-angle photo of a newt on a wet log showing the forest floor with old logs and green plants behind it. The newt is bright orange with small red spots outlined in black. Everything in photo is wet with glistening water.

Had a three -eft afternoon while walking between ponds listening for toads. Warm, rainy spring afternoons are perfect weather to bring out these beautiful and toxic amphibians.

California dreamin'

I've always been kind of a contrarian. I used to give people positive affirmations on 4chan because I thought it was kind of a novel thing to do.

horseshit theory

Was Opus standing too close to the PA?

I think it kind of is. I'm skeptical of this factoid since first-person narration is ubiquitous in things like songs and social media posts. Maybe if it were second-person, but I've only read like 3 short stories like that (and ZORK)

I am broadly in favor of making every thirteen-year-old pass the CompTIA A+ before they inherit their cousin's old iPhone 12. I'm not convinced early access to a smartphone makes someone 'more' prepared for the modern internet. I know people who drove when they were 12 and they are not safer drivers

As a ""proud"" tipped income tax payer I'm thinking this no-tax-on-tips is just a ploy for gigwork app companies to dodge taxes by pulling the pays-you-less-wages-when-you-get-tipped trick.

Is there a family member or acquaintance in Quebec who is idiomatically not "with-it"

I think maybe it can just be illegal for minors to own smartphones. I'll answer a kid's questions if they were typed on a keyboard.

How do you get a new one? I've been without for a while.

The Constanza Compass.

The morality of any given 40k faction is less interesting than the question of where they fall on the Costanza compass.

gotta sculpt him too 🗿

🕯️Illustrator & Comic Artist 👋 #PortfolioDay

I also do comics that aren't drawn as insanely overdone

Spooky witchfinder illustration

Fantasy map of 'Aeres' with a bunch of knotwork

Chronicles of Aeres book cover with a ton of Celtic knotwork

Chaotic horse carriage ambush illustration

#PortfolioDay
I'm Sam and I do maximalist TTRPG illustrations (a couple times a year)

Me waiting for the preview of "Common Side Effects" Season 2 at the Annecy Festival.
www.annecyfestival.com/en/the-festi...

Wondrous fat dragon

I was never able to figure out any tactics in SSER I always just maxxed long-range missile cruisers and fighter carriers. The other ships didn't feel like they were worth ship-cap except maybe scouts.

I wish, my weak mortal flesh has only taken me 24km before crapping out. I need to become the ultimate running cyborg 🦾🦿💨

Easy peasy, if I just run from the Charles river dam in Waltham to the Charles river dam downtown and then back that's a marathon and I can work on my qualifying times.

I think I'd still want some arcade flair. A tie-dye set of nail clippers, a glow-in-the-dark... bic lighter, a... Pac-Man... travel sized tube of toothpaste... yeah

You can find them at some restaurants around here and they have this at the grocery store near where I live. They demand to be dressed in not-very-good hotsauce but you can omit it.

They deepfry Cauliflower now. It tastes exactly like fried batter

I love the strong jaw! She has so much personality. My little guy just has a little divot in his scales that gives him a little smirk.

I love these goofballs. They're really the only people enjoying their cars. They trade little rubber duckies with fellow wranglerers. Someone in my neighborhood has like 20 duckies on their dash.

Heckling @drruler.bsky.social through my screen like a baseball pitcher on the joke episode
"None of the Ork creatures and characters are cute man! They're Ren & Stimpy grossout shit! The cutest model is the STOMPA! It's a big Totoro in bright primary colors!"

Rubbery russet newt on wet asphalt.

I guessed today would not be newtless. Look at this plump sweetie. Expecting tinies, perhaps?