The Girl With Another Tattoo.

Please excuse me while I slip into another tattoo session.

Please excuse me while I slip into another tattoo session.

Sorry I’m late, I was busy getting a tattoo.

Woke up wanting another tattoo.

Woke up wanting another tattoo.

Some fettuccine alfredo will fix me.

Some fettuccine alfredo will fix me.

Imagine us sharing fettuccine alfredo like the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp.

Wrong. I never share food.

There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Alfredo

is murder lasagna anything?

Live, laugh, lasagna.

Live, laugh, leftover pasta.

Sure sex is great but have you ever had lasagna for breakfast?

Sure sex is great but have you ever had lasagna for breakfast?

Normalize lasagna for breakfast.

How are there more than one infinity pools?

Not bragging but I’ve been told I get a special place in hell.

i’m trying to set a good example for the youths so tonight’s dinner is an energy drink and a cadbury egg

who else up eating discount easter candy for the end of the world?

Sorry I’m late, all the Easter chocolates were half off.

I kinda wish I cared more but I’m probably glad I don’t.

They really need to hire more for third shift Bluesky.

Might fuck around and send nudes.

Not to brag but all my nudes involve food.

I don’t send nudes but if I did I’d probably add a slide whistle sound effect.

I don’t mean to brag but I’m a lot more trouble than I’m worth.

[maintains eye contact while I eat a Cadbury Creme egg]

OnlyFans but it’s just me eating Cadbury Creme eggs.

It’s pretty rude no one painted my eggs for Easter.