It’s Fuck Work Tuesday. Repost if you embody the Fuck Work Mindset 💪

Trump says the Epstein Files are a Democrat hoax, but only Democrats were guilty of crimes with Epstein.

He says the DOJ should stop releasing files and everyone should stop talking about it, but also the DOJ should charge Democrats with crimes.

This is how you talk when you’re guilty as hell.

I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

Peter Diamandis tweets: "800,000 layoffs in 2025. 10,000 in September alone tied to AI. Jobs are disappearing fast. But here’s the truth no one wants to say: It’s the start of a new gold rush... for those who learn how to build with the machines, not fight them." Elon Musk replies: "Working will be optional in the future. There will be universal high income."

man who tried to slash social security spending promises communism is coming if you just ignore the enormous job losses this year due to the technology he's developing for private profit

I'm so sick of discourse from supposed allies about where trans people went wrong.

Where we "went wrong" is that billionaires spent unimaginably large sums to attack us repeatedly and major media outlets have spent a decade piling on.

There are going to be a lot of state college professors and public school teachers reinstated in the coming weeks. Being distasteful about someone's assassination is supported by the First Amendment regardless of how you feel about it.

If you pick up, they add you to a list of numbers for people that pick up. This is shared between scam call centers. You will then be assaulted by hundreds of calls from India using spoofed numbers. It’s a plague. Do not. Pick. Up. Ever.

I genuinely cannot emphasize this enough.

Law enforcement manufacturing evidence and testilying isn't novel to the Trump administration. It's not even more common. They're just worse at it so they're more easily caught doing it.

this is flying under the radar because, well, *gestures broadly at everything else* but I think it may end up being a real liability

if there's one thing seared into the brains of those of us who lived through 2008 it's that people fucking HATE bailouts - and this isn't even bailing out Americans

30 years later and it still tracks…

I’m scared to ask what year this is from

JA Westenberg @Daojoan@mastodon.social My 9 year old and his classmates have started using “that’s AI” to mean “I don’t believe you.” Me: we’re having dinosaur meat for dinner Kiddo: that’s AI Sep 24, 2025, 07:36 AM

They've lost the 9yos

I mean if you really wanna watch it you could take inspiration from another Disney series called Pirates of the Caribbean 🏴‍☠️

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WE'RE SO BACK!!! 💀👌
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I voice Dogaressa, UT Papyrus, The Messenger and the askers while Antho voices Dogamy and UT Sans.

#Undertale

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Birthday gift from my friend Salt! ❤️❤️❤️
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I FINALLY HAVE MY ACCOUNT BACK!!!

Hey y’all don’t interact with my discord it got hacked

If you want to understand the DNC's relationship with trans people you have to ask yourself why Montana, Nebraska, and Oklahoma had openly trans legislators before California and New York (which still have never had any)

I’d hire you

Every single day, you, yes you, are braver than the richest and most powerful people in the country. That should tell you something about who's actually stronger, I think

A metal sonic plusbie sits on a shelf. Cut off text under the shelf reads, eat for gift

A chao plushie? It has large black eyes with no pupils and no mouth. Do not want.

Went to Gamestop and saw a good boy and the most cursed Chao plushie I've ever seen.

EAT FOR GIFT.

So did everyone just go back to tiktok cause I haven’t heard anything about RedNote in a while

Once you really understand that the purpose of prisons is to provide corporations with slave labor the whole "what if we made being poor illegal" strategy of the American government becomes a lot more clear in its intentions. Like it's just slave labor 2.0. Always has been.

It's not a depression, it's a reduction in aggregate demand and increase in labor supply.

Kill the Doomer in your head There is always hope, always opportunity

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